As Rihanna was on her way to the stage yesterday to perform on Good Morning America, a zipper broke on her dress. And do you know what kind of people have zippers break?
Rihanna claimed she was “too fat” after the zip burst on her dress prior to a gig broadcast live on US TV yesterday.
As a result, Rihanna tentatively took the stage clinging on to her ruined dress in the process.
She held back on her usual array of body-bending moves, fearing the strain would cause the frock to fall off her.
She said: “My dress! I’m a little too fat right now. The zip busted in the back. They’re like, ‘You’re a minute late!’
“I wanted to stitch it up but I couldn’t.”
I don’t like when people say things like “I’m too fat right now” because they’re either fishing for compliments or they are fat and now it’s awkward. Now all the pressure’s all on me. WTF is that? Don’t put this on me just because you have no self control. No wonder you can’t keep a boyfriend. You got real fat and now you want a bunch of easy answers. Not to mention there’s the fact that you got real fat. Let’s not forget that little detail.
Figz!
And Nigz,….wait how does it go?
nowhere
She said she needs two fat cocks?…….
She’s just fat enough for a good liver flippin’.
Why doesn’t this site publish more articles on Dancing With The Stars?
I heard it was done nude last night……
The girl has less meat than a chicken mcnugget
When one is “too fat” for their clothing……
….they should remove the clothes……..like this hot honey does……
http://www.flashyourrack.com/flash.cgi?user=greatass
Veracity does all that work and gets new up’d.
I see nothing wrong with Obs statement
ewwww Obs, didnt want to see that so early this morning….
Why did she steal Sonny Crockett’s jacket?
I should have also added, “dont click the links though”
lol. Aghhh, Life sucks. What can you do Rage..
Besides, I don’t mind, I’m drunk..
As usual
RemSteale knows me too well…….
happy thanksgiving you turkey molesters!
By the way, this doesnt really count as a wardrobe failure, Janet Jackson was a wardrobe failure.
If there’s no nipple or kitty, it doesnt count
God damnit Obs, don’t let Chubby Chaser see that shit! He would have to change his diaper after expelling a lumpy load of glucose gravy.
The last thing DB sees before getting a chick’s phone number–
http://tinyurl.com/yl7huvh
Obs, is that Chet from the end of Weird Science?