Kelly Clarkson was at the American Music Awards last night of course and, um … c’mon. Seriously? It’s fucked up to make fun of her just because of her weight, but jesus, it wouldn’t kill her to meet me halfway. When you’re this fat, even an elevator is considered an exercise machine. She would go into the lobby, press “3” then come out clutching her heart and gasping for air.
(source = getty images)
is she blowing kisses?!
By God, there’s at least 25 lbs. per arm to be photoshopped out before these get posted…
I would definitely fuck this chick because she’s smiling…….
….and I don’t usually get that……
Thar she blows…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck8T45DJjH4
By they way…..
….funny post…..
fat chicks just dont feel right during sex, at least for me! i like grabbing some boobs, and rolls do not feelthe same)
Good candidate for a Giant Boob job ASAP
Wow, two size 20’s in a row. Z you guys need to get a new owner while you’re at it. Getting Chucky as a coach would be interesting.
Or a good candidate for a hate crime…
I sincerely hope Beth Ditto didnt do anything noteworthy this weekend
I’m proud to say I’d hit that.
Note the progression:
Great ass
Fat chick falls on ass
Fat chick
How come fat turkeys make my stomach grumble but fat ugly girls cause my dick to grumble?
What happened to this?
http://www.americanidolworship.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/kelly_16.jpg
I have to be nice…….
….because I’m hoping she invites me over for Thanksgiving……
…I bet it’s a veritable cornucopia at her house…….
Why does a hot dog turn into the Elephant man’s penis in the microwave?
She got comfortable, like a sofa
Zombie…..
….I’d venture to guess that some of this happened…..
http://livelighter.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Eating-Junk-Food.jpg
Cmon Tyler she’s not THAT fat….its just her arms are big, and her face and her knees and her stomach and her chest.
Thanks for the new up nigs.
Kelly has been having too many frito pies