11.11.2009 stop doing that

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Jennifer Garner went to dinner at Madeo in Beverly Hills last night with Jessica Biel. I think. I think that’s Jennifer Garner. It might not be. Because this person is acting as if they’ve never seen a camera before. It’s like when they first pulled back the curtain on King Kong. If I were those photographers, I would turn and run as fast as my legs would carry me, because she is gonna grab the first living thing she can and kill it.

(source = fame and pacific coast)


(113) Comments

  1. SuperB 11/11/2009 11:37

    And we wonder where the goblin daughter got the looks?

  2. Slaappy 11/11/2009 11:37

    I’ve seen better looking trolls down by the bridge

  3. whatizdat 11/11/2009 11:38

    shudder

  4. leftnutofjesus 11/11/2009 11:40

    jim carrey makes such silly faces.

  5. DB's Treasure 11/11/2009 11:40

    Goddamn, Jessica Biel is gorgeous.

  6. Watt 11/11/2009 11:41

    She looks like an AIDS victim.

    Someone call deebs! His Jessica is here!

  7. leftnutofjesus 11/11/2009 11:42

    it’s no coincidence that Biel rhymes with feel.
    and kneel.

    i’d put enough “gross domestic product” in her to call her my own country.

  8. Slaappy 11/11/2009 11:42

    It is just a picture, why such a long face?

  9. Tom Foolery 11/11/2009 11:43

    Watt, nothing wrong with video games every once and awhile to break up every day boredom and you can drop the atomic elbow on me if I ever play warcraft

  10. SsnakeOil 11/11/2009 11:43

    She looks like Bruno.

  11. DB's Treasure 11/11/2009 11:43

    Can you imagine if Garner and Sarah J Parker had a child? How fucking ugly would that friggen little ape be???

  12. Long_Duk_Dong 11/11/2009 11:45

    A Hillary Swank, Jennifer Garner and SJP monster is even more frightening.

  13. leftnutofjesus 11/11/2009 11:45

    one time, this talent executive got shitfaced at a bar and threatened with a big black dick in the ass……

    and that’s how we all came to know Jennifer Garner.
    I wouldn’t upperdeck her toilet. I’d upperdeck her mouth, but shitting down them huge ass nostrils.

  14. leftnutofjesus 11/11/2009 11:45

    but=by

    semper fi

  15. Long_Duk_Dong 11/11/2009 11:46

    Oh an by the way. We have a had a shit load of rain here in NC but unless Z lives in a van down by Crabtree creek he hasn’t had a flood.

  16. DB's Treasure 11/11/2009 11:48

    Since it’s Veteran’s Day, I’d like to post this link to a hot female Marine. She could kick my ass and I’ll grow mahogany all at once.

  17. Watt 11/11/2009 11:48

    Yeah cod looks sweet I loved the last one. I probably will just grab it off steam at some point.

  18. RedRage 11/11/2009 11:50

    I just saw the funniest shit! I was driving to see a customer and saw a dog laying up on the top of the back seat of a car. The lady ass packs the car in front of her and the fucking dog turned into a furry projectile! The dog flew through the air on it’s back with all four legs up in the air as if someone was rubbing his tummy, smacks off the windshield and falls into the front passenger seat!

    PS, driving while choking with laughter is not easy!

  19. Long_Duk_Dong 11/11/2009 11:51

    mahongony schlong! You been dipping your cock in the malasses jar again DB?

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