11.18.2009 the carmen electra sex tape

It’s not really a sex tape, by the way. This is everywhere today but I don’t know why people are calling it a sex tape. She hits a bottle of Veuve, then dances to some … thing. Music? It sounds more like someone broke a robot and now the robot is dying. Then she and another girl strip down to lingerie and kiss. Then she dances to video poker music and undoes a guys belt. Then nothing.

It’s okay. I guess. Of course if I wanted to see women with their clothes on not having sex I wouldn’t be on the internet now would I? “NEXT!”

(73) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 11/18/2009 16:06

    You’re time has passed, sugar tits. It’s time you realized that. I’d still throw it in her leather cheerio, though.

  2. Mac-Daddy 11/18/2009 16:11

    Carmen has the most perfect Nipples!!!!!

    Boring post n video tho!

  3. SsnakeOil 11/18/2009 16:11

    She’s going to have to do better than this to stay relevant. I’m thinking maybe oral sex in Times Square with Rockettes.

  4. chubby chaser 11/18/2009 16:11

    DB’s Treasure FTW!

  5. SCUM 11/18/2009 16:12

    I would give Electra The Shocker.

  6. SomeoneluvsU 11/18/2009 16:13

    Then she and another girl strip down to lingerie and kiss. Then she dances to video poker music and undoes a guys belt. Then nothing.

    So, Bren…you get skin-a-max too?

  7. Slaappy 11/18/2009 16:14

    Sex tape no, Private strip TEASE yes

  8. SuperB 11/18/2009 16:15

    this is the CE I choose to remeber….

    when I am masturbating at least

    http://www.gotomycodes.com/userpics/myspacegraphics/Celebrity-Backgrounds/Carmen-Electra-Ice-Cream.jpg

  9. SCUM 11/18/2009 16:15

    I would socket to her socket.

  10. SCUM 11/18/2009 16:16

    Get a rise in your Levis, plunge into the Gap.

  11. Zombie 11/18/2009 16:17

    Just by seeing YouTube in the corner of the video box lets me knows it’s not explicit enough to bother clicking.

  12. chubby chaser 11/18/2009 16:19

    pineapple pizza is delicious!

  13. DB's Treasure 11/18/2009 16:20

    Exactly, Zombie.

  14. SCUM 11/18/2009 16:22

    That video was as exciting as the sudo lezzy shit that happens on here.

  15. Bella 11/18/2009 16:22

    Pretty ironic that her given name is Tara Patrick, cause she’s no Tera Patrick…..

    She’s only slightly less tragic than Pam Anderson at this point, but, they both peaked with Baywatch….

  16. TitLover 11/18/2009 16:22

    What a let down…Where the hell is the rest of the video? You can’t stop taping when it starts getting good.

  17. RedRage 11/18/2009 16:24

    I bet Rodman threw this on her as he laid the African (American) pipeline inside her and ruined her for every man that followed. We’d be as far away from her shores as a dingy in the middle of the Atlantic.

    http://tinyurl.com/y87773b

  18. Watt 11/18/2009 16:24

    I remember when jenny mccarthy carried her out over her shoulder on singled out. And the boner ensued.

  19. Observer 11/18/2009 16:24

    Carmen……

    …no disrespect….but here is an “instructional”…….

    …and you won’t see “YouTube” on this….most likely….

    http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=7440-team-of-girls-have-a-morning-stripdown

  20. Rob P 11/18/2009 16:28

    I agree with Titlover. What is going on in the last second of that video? It appears that a topless Caremen is riding the guy in bed, and the other broad is setting up the camera so that they may do a three-way, eh?

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