Carrie Amstutz spent some time on the beach in Miami yesterday, and of course I don’t need to tell you who Carrie Astutz is. By that I mean I can’t tell you who she is. May God strike me down if I’m lying because I have never seen or heard of this woman in my life. According to Splash, she’s “from the E! tv series ‘Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami’”. I know what most of those words mean individually but when arranged in that order I have no idea what they’re trying to tell me. They might as well have said “king duck toast loves bath time.” But, whatever, she’s kind of hot and mostly naked, and it turns out that’s more than enough to get a girl mentioned on Tyler.
(image source = splash news online)
Not enough tits and ass.
eh, you’ve seen one girl like that, you’ve seen ‘em all
Chubby,
i am about to propose. I propose you sit your fat dumb-ass down right on top of a parking meter and shove a fist full of quarters in your pie-hole.
ok. when did durden become ego tastic?
No tits, no ass, NEXT
Cali uses big words. Makes Rokan’s head hurt.
Rokan, for the record, just because you CAN buy anything in TJ doesn’t mean you SHOULD. I felt bad for that little Mexi-midget you carried around on your back all night while calling him Master Yoda. Sure he was ugly and small, but damn, that ain’t right!
Pretty Blandon if you ask me.
Cali: CB Gaga thing was a joke. Broke her face? Cmon…
pretty soon it will be posts of just random girl in bikinis, “this girl did something not important for that show”
nothing wrong with that! keepem coming
I wonder how much Brand0n pays for these pics. I could drive 10 minutes to the beach and take 10 photos of way hotter girls. Sure I might get arrested for indecent exposure while I’m beating off doing it. But you guys are worth it.
That wasn’t Yoda?
I thought his ears were kind of big.
Rusty,
I gotta go to work. Kick Chubby in the balls for me if he smarts off, will ya?
Rusty/Rokan: Did you cats really go to TJ and if so why?
rokan, did you give rusty a sanchez?
Tom,
Rusty said I could find true love there.
I don’t think kicking Chubby in the balls will work Rokan. He has a force field of fat surrounding all vital organs.
some times when youre drunk enough you have to go hoggin
watt - lol i’m not that quick bro.
So I guess Zombie’s house floated away….. He’s probably clinging to his keyboard as it floats down Main St.
Hogging is a man’s sport.
I know cali. Here open your mouth and close your eyes for a big surprise!