It was mentioned last week that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had only been seen together once since August 10th, and that was almost two months later on October 2nd. Twice in three months. So the good news is they were out together this weekend! The bad news is they looked absolutely fukcing miserable together :(
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt left their six children at home Saturday as they enjoyed a private viewing of The Museum of Contemporary Art’s new 30th anniversary exhibition in Los Angeles.
The 34-year-old Jolie, in a strapless Armani Prive gown, and Pitt, 45, didn’t pack on the PDA like they normally do for photographers.
Instead, they walked around the gallery — occasionally leaving each other’s side to look at pieces on their own.
Well, that probably doesn’t mean anything. Angelina probably just wanted to see the picture. And crossing her arms and looking grimly forward while leaning away from Brad is just a sign she was listening to the tour guide. Girls like to be pursued. Saying “no”, quitting their job, dying their hair and buying a gun: it’s all part of the chase!
NOTE - this post was guest written by Not Getting The Hint Brendon
Mark Twain called…
Maybe they just didn’t feel like groping each other in a museum. Or maybe Angelina has a pussy rash. Or maybe Brad farted. Wait, I just realized I could care less either way.
They were at a viewing of contemporary art, give them a fucking break. That stuff is enough to make anyone miserable
Good riddance. She’s a whore. Let her keep her harem of children and grow old alone…like a cat lady, except with foreign children as pets. He should pull a fight club on her, looks like she’s got a good chin.
Exactly, BSDC. Why are people defending their behavoir? Hopefully Brad just looked at her and realized she’s turning into a madonna-like skeleton. Give her five years and five more kids
Is that Pea soup on his beard?
aaaahhh…. ancient chinese secret.
Its so nice having rokan on vacation
“NOTE - this post was guest written by Not Getting The Hint Br*endon”
I say let the guest take over.
I woudn’t confuse Brad Pitt with Tyler Durden. Brad is a pussy whipped bitch and skeleton Angie is a certifiable wack job, so, my money is on her….
Bella, I wouldn’t call Brad a pussy whipped bitch. A real man knows the motto, “happy wife; happy life”. Especially if the wife is a bat-shit crazy, child hungry shit stain like Angie.
I got no problem keeping my girl happy. That doesn’t mean I’m whipped.
I’d say whipped is when you’re her slave essentially. I just treat my girl right.
Btw, Bella, have I ever told you that I love the cleavage in your avatar? It looks like it’s got some depth to it…like, you have a great C or D cup. Not to mention you’re red headed….which means you’re a crazy lay.
“I’d say whipped is when you’re her slave essentially.”
In that case, her “kids” are whipped.
new up!
Angelina’s a black widow. She can’t help eviscerating people, even her closest companions. Brad’s the kind of person to try everything to make it work.
Jen should be pleased
…any day now…
“if mama ain’t happy, nobody’s happy”
but Angelina seems like the sort of mama that’s difficult to keep happy. What we plebs sometimes refer to as “high maintenance”
If I grew a goat like that, my wife would do the lean-away dance as well. Although I appreciate Brad leveling the playing field for guys that choose to not look like a douche.
i dig the goat man