11.25.2009 this is why oprah is quitting her talk show

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Well, not specifically this reason. Not because Bar Rafaeli has new bikini pictures in Victorias Secret. But because of girls in general. The Enquirer says…

Oprah Winfrey is quitting her show for her BFF Gayle King - and they’re moving in together!
The move will also mark the end of Oprah’s longtime relationship with Stedman Graham, (as Oprah) focuses her attention on grooming Gayle for her own talk show…
As part of her plan, Oprah intends to move Gayle into “The Promised Land,” her sprawling 42-acre estate in Montecito, Calif., which she’s told pals will be her primary residence.

If working thinly veiled allusions to lesbian sex into a news story was an Olympic event, then “focuses her attention on grooming Gayle” would win the silver but still fall short to “intends to move Gayle into The Promised Land”, which would smash every world record ever seen.


(31) Comments

  1. Zombie 11/25/2009 16:44

    The fall of Oprah! Thank God I’m still alive to see it happen!

  2. whatizdat 11/25/2009 16:45

    Now this is the way to end on a high note!

  3. Bella 11/25/2009 16:51

    See kids, Oprah shares one magazine cover with Ellen and now she has the gheys……

  4. chubby chaser 11/25/2009 16:51

    Gail must give great head .

  5. DB's Treasure 11/25/2009 16:52

    Piggish, overweight, stay-at-home-mothers are weeping around America…

    …I love it

  6. chubby chaser 11/25/2009 16:52

    Gayle must give great head .

  7. chubby chaser 11/25/2009 16:53

    either Gail or Gayle.

  8. Bella 11/25/2009 16:56

    The term “chubby chaser” seems like an oxymoron…..

    How hard can it be to catch anyone who gets winded opening their mail?

  9. Zombie 11/25/2009 17:04

    No Bella, chubby chaser is simply a moron.

  10. DB's Treasure 11/25/2009 17:04

    Zombie speaks the truth.

  11. chubby chaser 11/25/2009 17:09

    DB’s Treasure is a bigger chubby chaser then I am.

  12. chubby chaser 11/25/2009 17:12

    DB’s Treasure, do you even have a girlfriend?

  13. DB's Treasure 11/25/2009 17:12

    I’ll mount a pig once in awhile, chubby, but unlike you that aint all I can score.

  14. Bella 11/25/2009 17:22

    Suit yourselves guys, big people need love too I guess…..

  15. DB's Treasure 11/25/2009 17:23

    Damn diggity, Bella.

  16. Zombie 11/25/2009 17:32

    Slightly scroll down the page for the scoop on Chubby–

    http://www.soweirdo.com/2008/11/obese-man-who-weighs-38-stone-poses.html

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    Later guys. Have a good Thanksgiving.

  17. Bella 11/25/2009 17:35

    Thanks for the link Z…..enjoy your Turkey Day

    Who knew we had an actual celebrity in our midst??

  18. chubby chaser 11/25/2009 17:36

    is zombie inspector Clouseau?

  19. DarkCherry 11/25/2009 17:38

    CC! Anonymous wants to love you and cover you in gravy!

  20. chubby chaser 11/25/2009 17:39

    Enjoy the short vacation.
    I need to eat.

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