11.19.2009 this probably wont help

This is bad timing because of that last reality show post, but at least Tila Tequila did something interesting this morning when she turned on her camera, waved a gun around, took her clothes off and ranted for hours online about Shawn Meriman beating her and drugs and people who hate her.

“People call me an attention whore .. or whatever … but excuse me I’m a grown ass woman and I’m confident in myself. I think a woman’s body is a beautiful thing … that’s why I’m a lesbian … I was born naked … anybody who is against that is gay and in denial.”
“I am an angel … because I am here to save the world with my army.”

I don’t think Tila is pretty but she takes all of her clothes off in order to get attention, and that’s a very endearing quality. It says a lot about a girl. She’s not all uptight and conceited and selfish. A girl who will show you her tits for no reason is gonna be fun to hang around with. And if the demons in her head occasionally tell her to have sex with me for attention, well that just makes her even more exciting.

(32) Comments

  1. TLS 11/19/2009 18:20

    Who?

  2. chubby chaser 11/19/2009 18:24

    wow, how did we get back to this morning’s topic.
    DING!
    round two
    Observer vs Watt.

  3. Watt 11/19/2009 18:26

    Ruh roah rorge

  4. DB's Treasure 11/19/2009 18:29

    Yea…she didn’t deserve getting thumped by that ‘roid infested foosball player…

    ::rolls eyes::

  5. Watt 11/19/2009 18:30

    Deebs somewhere on eskimo tube is her sextape

  6. DB's Treasure 11/19/2009 18:30

    …just strip, bitch, and shut the fuck up

  7. DB's Treasure 11/19/2009 18:32

    Everything this ch!nk is saying is exactly what Doc would do in front of her computer on Durden.

  8. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/19/2009 18:42

    it’s sad when people don’t realize how insignificant and worthless they are, and feel that because of the number of twitter followers they have, they can be considered “celebrities”

  9. DB's Treasure 11/19/2009 18:45

    does she ever get naked in this vid?

    Watt, I’ll check out her porn on eskimotube later.

  10. Tom Foolery 11/19/2009 18:45

    Whatever “lesbian” chick that looks like an extra off of Full Metal Jacket, you deserve all of Hell’s fury for trying to fuck with one of my teams linebackers.

  11. DB's Treasure 11/19/2009 18:46

    I am not saying Shawn should have beaten her till her life ceased…

    ….but I’d understand

  12. Watt 11/19/2009 18:49

    Yeah so

    Elton John Billy Joel concert might get canceled. This is the second concert I’ve tried to tale my girl to that’s been postponed or canceled.

    Fuck my life.

  13. SCUM 11/19/2009 18:50

    I don’t know who’s worse her or Lady GaGa

  14. SCUM 11/19/2009 18:50

    Kelly Clarksons on tour Watt.

  15. DB's Treasure 11/19/2009 18:54

    I’ve given up. I haven’t ever tried THAT hard to see a 3 foot Asian chunk of shit get naked. I’d still bone her though….but I would make sure I choked her and back handed her a few dozen times while doing it.

  16. Observer 11/19/2009 18:55

    Hmmnn…..

    …a lesbian denigrating someone by calling them “gay”……

    ….homos must really hate happiness…..

  17. Observer 11/19/2009 18:57

    Elton John AND Billy Joel…….

    ….oh the humanity……..

    …I’m glad to see the 70s have been given a revival…..

  18. chubby chaser 11/19/2009 18:57

    who the fuck buys TCKTS to see Billy Joel and Elton John?
    F a g s!!!

  19. Observer 11/19/2009 18:59

    Watt…..

    ….you didn’t pay cash money, did you……

    …I thought this was one of those Subway appearances……

    Watt….I thought you lived in NYC……you live in Utah?

  20. DB's Treasure 11/19/2009 19:00

    Chubby you would need to reserve three seats for your titanic ass.

    Obs, you ever been to an Elton John and Billy Joel concert when they rocked together? I hear they put on an unforgettable show.

    I’m out. Have a swell evening.

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