Todays headlines are sponsored by Barney, the fattest Dalmatian in England. He’s not the fattest black and white mix breed in England though. Hint hint, Mariah Carey. (barney pix here and here and here. source = splash)
DAVID FINCHER - was called in to create a menu screen for the BluRay release of ‘Fight Club’, so he copied the one from ‘Never Been Kissed’ starring Drew Barrymore. He meant it as a joke, but they do have things in common. They both make me want to punch someone, for example. (yahoo)
CHRIS BROWN - is struggling to fill even small venues during his comeback tour, and scalpers outside are selling tickets below cost. Maybe because lyrics like “babe pretty thick, that need to be hit” seem more threatening than sexy now. That’s either about a pretty girl he’d like to make love to, or a slow learner who needs a little reminding. (ny daily news)
BRAD PITT - turned down a $5M appearance fee and a trip to the United Arab Emirates because it was on Oct. 31st, and he wanted to go out with his kids on Halloween. What I’m trying to say is, Brad Pitt is an idiot. (msnbc)
BEHATI PRISLOO - is a pro. The model shot for Victorias Secret in New York today, and notice how everyone else is all bundled up and she’s essentially naked. Bullshit like this is why I got out of swimsuit modeling. (inf daily)
my first first!!!
i like the cycling pics too
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When I bought my copy of Fight Club a couple years ago I took it right home to watch it. The case said Fight Club, the disc said Fight Club, the movie that played was House of a 1000 Corpses. I thought this was pretty funny until it didn’t go away and I realized that movie sucked, so I had to take it back. I don’t the customer service girl believed me. David Fincher was probably hiding behind an end-cap giggling like a school girl.
$50 says theres no seat there, just a pole!
Stunt - hate to break balls here, but it doesnt count after 7 pm eastern….better luck next time though!
Behati Prisloo? Made up name, surely?
Is there an official Durden posting rule manual laying around?
Cripes, it’s deader than the women Lefty sleeps with in here
Sensei, are you making an appearance in the Karate Kid remake and if so does it involve a sweeping of the leg?
some people may see a fat Dalmation, i see it as …………more for the loving.
Fist Fucking Friday everyone!
And on topic if the tickets are cheap enough, getting hammered and going to a Chris Brown show to heckle the shit out of him a possibility? Getting escorted out of a Chris brown show would possibly score points with the ladies, maybe even a little raise in the street cred but doubtful
Behati? Why yes, yes she is a hottie…
{Sorry I posted this under one of the pics. Meant to do it here}
“Manual, we don;t need no stinking manual….”
Foolie’s right.
Mornin gents :) hola TW, long time no see
Tom,
I refuse to be in a remake that cheapens my dojo.
Okay kiddos watt has a meeting this morning. Something about TPS reports. Play mean while I’m gone.
B. Ass shot. Go!
Oh and sensei sweep the mother fucking leg
I’m link.