11.05.2009 thursday afternoon headlines

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DAVID LETTERMAN - is now a woman. Or at least will be during the ‘Law and Order’ episode about a talk show host who gets blackmailed after having affairs with members of her staff.  I know what you’re thinking. “Wow this post got surprisingly boring considering it started out by saying ‘David Letterman is now a woman.’”  Yeah sorry about that.  (e! online)

JON GOSSELIN - is so screwed. The law firm representing TLC in their breach of contract lawsuit against him have deposed his gf, his bodyguards, and even his former lawyers to find out if he was earning money from outside appearances. This moron is so done. TLC might as well coat him in honey and throw him in a bear cage too.  (radar)

JAMES GANDOLFINI - punched a photographer trying to videotape him shopping in the West Village.  And it would have hurt too, except that Gandolfini is a fat tub of shit and actors are all pussies.  (huffington)

CHRIS BROWN - will run his comeback “Fan Appreciation” tour through a series of small and intimate venues, starting with the House of Blues in Houston next week. So far ticket sales have been steady. Because there’s nothing more steady than “zero”. (daily news)

DENISE MILANI - is here dressed as Wonder Woman because these headlines were all kind of boring. Her costume is a little different from the original, but she still has the golden lasso and the bulletproof bracelets. Know what else is bulletproof? My dick right now. (denisemilani.com)

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  1. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/05/2009 20:15

    Really? no one’s here?

  2. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/05/2009 20:15

    is it possible we will have a page full of Asian girl licking dog ass?

  3. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/05/2009 20:16

    this chicks tits just can not be real

  4. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/05/2009 20:17

    quad….

  5. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/05/2009 20:17

    this is building some serious potential right now.

  6. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/05/2009 20:17

    and on to 6….

  7. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/05/2009 20:18

    who the fuck is the fat bitch in the ads on the left with the ginger red hair?

  8. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/05/2009 20:18

    I feel like im flying

  9. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/05/2009 20:19

    wow, got writer’s block for a min….

  10. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/05/2009 20:19

    so today we got lohan, kardashian, Sands, and Spears ???

  11. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/05/2009 20:20

    how can you find any sex appeal in brittany when her nipples look like that?

  12. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/05/2009 20:21

    i gotta get while the getting is good.

  13. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/05/2009 20:21

    oh im killin it.

  14. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/05/2009 20:22

    i swear i hear chariots of fire in the background.

  15. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/05/2009 20:22

    and i do believe this run is legal being as it is still before 7:30

  16. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/05/2009 20:22

    he could go all the way!!!!!!!!!

  17. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/05/2009 20:23

    a moment of silence for all those who can be here right now.

  18. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/05/2009 20:23

    i am running shit like an ass with legs here!

  19. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/05/2009 20:23

    i still feel like im flying…

  20. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/05/2009 20:24

    hummmmmm…… niggs, piggs, figgs, jiggs?

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