11.12.2009 thursday evening headlines

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SHARON OSBOURNE - went on Opie and Anthony last week and said Susan Boyle looked like a “slapped ass”. Today she apologized, calling Boyle a “lovely gracious woman”. But then she added, “like a blue ribbon pig at the state fair”, so I’m not sure how this is helping. (facebook)

CALL OF DUTY: MODERN WARFARE 2 - was released Tuesday and in the first 24 hours it made $310 million. ‘The Dark Knight’ holds every Hollywood speed record, and it took that 10 days to reach 300. So I guess in hindsight that movie was a real piece of shit. (the ap)

CINDY CRAWFORD - was being extorted by a friend of her ex-nanny who claimed to have a picture of Crawfords daughter bound and gagged in a chair. The picture was taken by the nanny. The extortionist has been arrested and then deported back to his home in Germany. Where he’ll fit right in with the rest of the fetish perverts. (radar)

BLAKE LIVELY - really hates pants. She dresses like this all the time. Were her parents killed by a pair of pants or something?


(58) Comments

  1. chubby chaser 11/12/2009 23:12

    nice wood, not talking about the dashboard.

  2. The "Internet's Helpdesk" Tony Stark 11/12/2009 23:14

    I believe ZZ Top has a song to go with what I am seeing and obsessing about now… “She’s got legs…”

  3. dirtysanchez 11/13/2009 00:43

    i’d hit it

    she’s hot :drool:

  4. Tito's Anal Adventures 11/13/2009 04:56

    You complain about a woman not wearing pants?! Just how gay are you, writer-dude?

  5. RokansNIGGAmom 11/13/2009 06:05

    MORE PICS OF MY SON ROKAN THE HOMO ,AND HIS LOVER RUSTY.
    GOOD MORNING!!

    http://bit.ly/3WOyQS

  6. Veracity 11/13/2009 08:46

    Christ. Shut your cum catcher you ignorant cunt. Get a fuckin life. Go outside and get a friend. You spend your time doing this all night? Your a lifeless piece of pathetic shit!

    Oh yeah… Good morning everyone. lol

  7. whatizdat 11/13/2009 09:04

    Good morning
    Veracity how did you get my xray?

  8. whatizdat 11/13/2009 09:11

    several photos almost a cooter shot, not a bad way to start the day

  9. Gildorg 11/13/2009 09:21

    Well, the only think she really has going for her are those stems.
    Her boobs are not that big and her face is a little on the average side.

    She reminds me of this stripper I used to know, she had 44in legs. She could have been this useless broads sister.

    Don’t get me wrong, she is pretty damn hot in that shallow, Semi-Hollywood sort of way.

  10. RemSteale 11/13/2009 09:39

    You can see hotter on any high street, and as evidence: http://www.fhm.com/girls/high-street-honeys/high-street-honeys-2009-top-100-revealed

  11. entropissed 11/13/2009 09:46

    I’d like to hang with her Mr. Pooper

  12. Veracity 11/13/2009 10:06

    Hey, just out of curiosity, what do you guys think of Natalie Portman

    Not the best picture of her but….

    http://www.horror-movies.ca/AdvHTML_Upload/Natalie_Portman_Black_Swan.jpg

    At least on a 1 to 10 scale if you don’t care to elaborate!

  13. Death to Finkle! 11/13/2009 10:10

    Well, Veracity, it’s kinda hard for me to get away from her vienna sausage-like toes. There’s just so much space between them.

  14. SsnakeOil 11/13/2009 10:11

    9.7

    She has funny toes.

  15. Death to Finkle! 11/13/2009 10:11

    LMAO

  16. RemSteale 11/13/2009 10:12

    Never found her particularly worth looking at Veracity, much prefer Mila Kunis

  17. SsnakeOil 11/13/2009 10:12

    DTF!
    I didn’t see yours before I wrote mine.

    Still, she’s gorgeous.

  18. RemSteale 11/13/2009 10:12

    Oh sorry, 4 out of 10

  19. SsnakeOil 11/13/2009 10:18

    Four? Wow.

    I gotta get me some standards.

  20. SsnakeOil 11/13/2009 10:20

    Either that, or Rem puts a LOT more emphasis on toe shape than I do.

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