11.06.2009 todays top story

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Megan Fox has broken up with Brian Austin Green a dozen times, but they keep getting back together. She clearly wants out, probably to date me, but look at him. Look at him as they walk around Silver Lake yesterday, with Megan in a slightly see-thru shirt. He’s oblivious. He has no idea he’s on borrowed time. He has no idea what’s about to hit him. It’s this rock I found. GET AWAY FROM HER YOU SON OF A BITCH!

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(134) Comments

  1. oy 11/06/2009 15:05

    insert penis in her mouth!

  2. oy 11/06/2009 15:05

    fast

  3. oy 11/06/2009 15:06

    third

  4. oy 11/06/2009 15:06

    get on her breasts

  5. oy 11/06/2009 15:06

    hey

  6. oy 11/06/2009 15:07

    no one else

  7. oy 11/06/2009 15:07

    is going to say anything..

  8. oy 11/06/2009 15:07

    “you are posting comments too quickly” -

  9. oy 11/06/2009 15:08

    is everyone at lunch?!

  10. oy 11/06/2009 15:08

    this is really not fun at all

  11. oy 11/06/2009 15:08

    10 years from now she’ll look like Lilo

  12. oy 11/06/2009 15:09

    besides, how did that douche end up with her?!

  13. oy 11/06/2009 15:10

    oh com’on!

  14. oy 11/06/2009 15:10

    anybody home?!

  15. Zombie 11/06/2009 15:10

    ^ Dumbest shit you guys have ever started. Even “fist” wasn’t half as retarded.

  16. oy 11/06/2009 15:10

    i want to see a sex tape of her and marissa miller

  17. oy 11/06/2009 15:11

    zombie - i agree, but i had to! i appologize! it’ll never happen again! i promise!

  18. DarkCherry 11/06/2009 15:12

    wow she looks really pretty without all the crap she normally slathers all over her face.

  19. chubby chaser 11/06/2009 15:12

    I have a better idea, let’s talk about video games.

  20. oy 11/06/2009 15:14

    14 in a row, it’s a personal best - awesome start of the weekend which will start in 17 minutes!

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