Megan Fox has broken up with Brian Austin Green a dozen times, but they keep getting back together. She clearly wants out, probably to date me, but look at him. Look at him as they walk around Silver Lake yesterday, with Megan in a slightly see-thru shirt. He’s oblivious. He has no idea he’s on borrowed time. He has no idea what’s about to hit him. It’s this rock I found. GET AWAY FROM HER YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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insert penis in her mouth!
fast
third
get on her breasts
hey
no one else
is going to say anything..
“you are posting comments too quickly” -
is everyone at lunch?!
this is really not fun at all
10 years from now she’ll look like Lilo
besides, how did that douche end up with her?!
oh com’on!
anybody home?!
^ Dumbest shit you guys have ever started. Even “fist” wasn’t half as retarded.
i want to see a sex tape of her and marissa miller
zombie - i agree, but i had to! i appologize! it’ll never happen again! i promise!
wow she looks really pretty without all the crap she normally slathers all over her face.
I have a better idea, let’s talk about video games.
14 in a row, it’s a personal best - awesome start of the weekend which will start in 17 minutes!