11.03.2009 tuesday afternoon headlines

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TAYLOR SWIFT AND KANYE WEST - are an awesome costume that I bet more people wish they had thought of. And yes we were supposed to be done with Halloween pictures but I didn’t count on finding this one. Or this one of a ridiculously hot girl dressed as a Playboy bunny. Know what else I didn’t count on? Falling in love. (college humor)

RIHANNA - says she was humiliated when the picture of her with cuts and bruises on her face after being beaten by Chris Brown leaked online. Which is silly because that’s not her fault, and it let everyone know what a punk Chris Brown really is. Wearing those big dumb hoop earrings however is her fault, and she needs to knock that shit off. (abc news)

SEAN PENN - is the father of 16-year-old Hopper Penn, who was arrested at his Malibu school last week. Because Hooper is a minor police won’t say what he did. So let’s start telling people he joined al qaeda. “Hey did you hear Sean Penns son is in al qaeda? Oh I know! What a piece of shit that punk is. Let’s go throw rocks and bottles at his dad!” (wonderwall)

MARIAH CAREY - almost fell down as she walked out as a guest on the Jay Leno show yesterday. But then she didn’t, as you can see in this video. I’ve never seen such agility. She’s like a gazelle. (popeater)

(141) Comments

  1. whatizdat 11/03/2009 19:03

    fist

  2. whatizdat 11/03/2009 19:04

    two meat tacos

  3. whatizdat 11/03/2009 19:05

    tres juevos

  4. whatizdat 11/03/2009 19:05

    four boobies

  5. Rusty Sanchez 11/03/2009 19:06

    Balls

  6. whatizdat 11/03/2009 19:09

    Mariah a gazelle? Maybe an ass like one

  7. Rokan 11/03/2009 19:09

    Dear Peeper,

    As you know lately,I have been such a whore by meeting other men,sucking,fucking and licking their assholes,and since you have been gone for a while, I am now going all the way by opening all my orafice to anyone who wants it for their pleasure as well as mine.
    I know you have been jealous of Rusty Sanchez,since I went to meet him in person in socal last week.
    But, I must tell you that all he wanted to do is do the DIRTY SANCHEZ on me!! Oh but no worries, I adore every minute of it,and now I’m hooked!!ohhhh,you should have been there my fat fecal Phil,you would have love it too!!

    So now my dear little scooter-riding desert flower,I will bid you farewell.I will miss your hot little weiner.
    Thank you for all your love.
    Kiss and hugs.

    Homer
    (Your Jewish princess)
    With loving care.

  8. whatizdat 11/03/2009 19:10

    pretty bunny pic

  9. Rokan 11/03/2009 19:11

    Hey HOMOS! what’s up? Oh yeah we’re all losers today …Hey Crusty ;)
    DiD YOU LIKE LICKING MY SWEATY ASSHOLE LAST NIGHT?

  10. Rusty Sanchez 11/03/2009 19:11

    The only thing I really care to comment on regarding any of this crap is……If you tell me there is a super hot chick dressed as a Playboy bunny I’m looking for a least a hot chick, maybe not super hot, but at least hot. That chick is just cute as best. FAIL!!!!!!!!

  11. Chubb_Norris 11/03/2009 19:13

    Watt, Hudson Hawk. Another all time fav. “Bunny, ball ball!”

  12. Watt 11/03/2009 19:16

    Chubbs on a roll.

    Bets on the true identity of fake rokan?

  13. Chubb_Norris 11/03/2009 19:20

    That’s a tough one. Is Doc still on here? She was kinda mannish.

  14. iwontrememberthis 11/03/2009 19:20

    A belated “huzzah!” to Chubb from the last thread. Post of the Day.

  15. Rusty Sanchez 11/03/2009 19:21

    Watt, there is no mystery there.

  16. Chubb_Norris 11/03/2009 19:21

    LOL which one?

  17. iwontrememberthis 11/03/2009 19:21

    Watt, I bet I don’t care.

  18. iwontrememberthis 11/03/2009 19:25

    Chubb, the avi/vid. New talent is always appreciated around here (especially during the Gosselin epidemic of 2009).

  19. Rokan 11/03/2009 19:28

    Fuck me ;) I love it up the ass..balls and all he he.

  20. Watt 11/03/2009 19:49

    Later fucking fuckfaces.

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