11.11.2009 Welcome back to 2006

LindsayLohan

These tapes from Michael Lohan on Radar get less shocking by the day. Yesterdays was clearly just made up, and todays tells us things we already knew. Namely that Lindsay is a cutter. Tomorrows tape: Lindsay’s not a natural blond.

It was in November of 2006 that people started to ask about the mysterious scratches on Lindsays wrists and wondered why she was wrapped in bandages so often (last 4 pix below). It came up again last year, when pictures of her at a screening for ‘Ugly Betty’ showed clear scars across the inside of her forearm (first 4).

In 2006 her publicist said Lindsay had fallen in some bushes and that’s how she got scratched up. Some bushes apparently made of bunny rabbits and cotton except for one branch of rusty jagged steel about 4 feet high.  Her mom however said…

In an explosive audio tape obtained exclusively by RadarOnline.com, Dina Lohan admits that Lindsay is cutting herself. Talking to Lindsay’s father Michael, Dina says at one point:” Her cutting herself and hurting herself? Yeah, it’s bad Michael, it’s bad.”

I don’t mean to make light of this because cutting is a serious problem. It’s a cry for help from the lonely. Believe me, I know. In fact if I don’t get a new girlfriend soon, I may have to call my ex after another one of my Christmas “accidents”.


(69) Comments

  1. SinDs 11/11/2009 14:15

    class class class = the lohan family.

  2. chubby chaser 11/11/2009 14:16

    i can sharpen the knife for her.

  3. SuperB 11/11/2009 14:18

    remeber linds its up and down the river not across the street….

  4. Watt 11/11/2009 14:26

    Make the whore go away mommy…

  5. SsnakeOil 11/11/2009 14:26

    Everyone duck! DDM is going to erupt!!

  6. Zombie 11/11/2009 14:28

    *cough* down the river, not across the bridge *cough*

  7. Rusty Sanchez 11/11/2009 14:28

    Ssnake, in its smaller state, your avi looks like Marilyn Manson

  8. Rusty Sanchez 11/11/2009 14:33

    The Mexican parents have Chupacabra stories to keep their kid in line, we have Lilo.

  9. DB's Treasure 11/11/2009 14:40

    Damn it’s a slow day, ay?

  10. Rusty Sanchez 11/11/2009 14:41

    Maybe I’m thinking of El Cucuey. Maybe I’m still drunk. ………….Make that definitely still drunk. I just shat my pants a little.

  11. DB's Treasure 11/11/2009 14:42

    Scoop and score, Rusty.

  12. RedRage 11/11/2009 14:42

    Attention whore! Those aren’t fucking cuts, they’re scratches from a newborn kitten. Stupid bitch can’t even be suicidal properly. Suck the shit out of my gravy boat bitch!

  13. Rusty Sanchez 11/11/2009 14:43

    I’m going to have to put an ass-maxi-pad down there just in case.

  14. Zombie 11/11/2009 14:44

    Who are you calling a whore, RedRage?

    ::glances up at the first commenter::

    Oh nevermind!

  15. SuperB 11/11/2009 14:47

    What do you drink that gives you the shits? there is hardly any alcohol that has that effect on me, unless its like keystone in a can or some stuff like that

  16. Slaappy 11/11/2009 14:48

    I could make up better “stories of the day”, hell we all could…

    Zombie where should we send checks of ♥ ?

  17. SinDs 11/11/2009 14:49

    ouch, zombie.

  18. Rusty Sanchez 11/11/2009 14:55

    Sup, I usually only have issues after a proper “poisoning”…and I mix it up too. I dont stick to one drink the whole night. Beer, whiskey, vodka, repeat.

  19. DB's Treasure 11/11/2009 14:56

    damn I love slaappy’s avatar

  20. Watt 11/11/2009 14:59

    I feel like someone kicked my ass last night. His name was jack daniels.

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