Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise have been married just over 3 years now (Nov. 18) and despite recent rumors that their relationship is struggling, things are going great. So well in fact, Katie has even agreed to extend her marriage contract. Aww. This is really touching.
OK! can exclusively report that the Cruises have reached a deal on expanding their family: Katie plans to get pregnant sometime in the next year.
“She no longer feels like she’s just Mrs. Cruise. She’s her own person again,” a pal tells OK! of the couple’s decision. “She and Tom have their disagreements, but deep down they love each other very much. That’s what is important.”
Being rich must be awesome. Normally this kind of thing is called prostitution, but if the number is high enough they call it “loving each other very much”. The issue isn’t paying a girl to have sex with you, it’s paying her a hundred dollars to have sex with you. This is the kind of shit that happens when you let women vote.
Meh.
Next, Madonna and Angelina Jolie can fight over who adopts the child, and the circle of life will be complete.
haha poor Tiger.
Poo-dick
I’m walking fucking Rudolph and smoking a bowl.
Yukon Cornelius kicks ass. Charlie in the box can go fuck himself.
*watching*
Good grass.
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I won’t deny that I’ve been kind of sweet on you for some time.
Want to watch Rudolph together and see where it takes us?
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I would like to rape your orifices.
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I want to be the gun that shoots jam.
See what I did there?
$75 mill I will let tom eat my ass , ( did I say that?)
Ballsy, for $i million, I’ll eat your ass and let you drive me deep…..i’m cheap!!!
Pepper,
You really rattled Observer’s cage today.
Sup, Ballsy?
Rok, i think the image of you walking rudolph with a bowl was pretty cool–i thought you may have said that on purpose—correction not needed sir!
oh yea that show is great when you are lit like an xmas tree—see what i did there?
good evening everyone. Looks like i didnt miss much today. Bickering and NPD quoting OK magizine like it’s his job. Oh wait, it is his job.
Hey, Vulcan.
It was a total accident. I didn’t know it was on.
Whats with that King Moonracer. A lion with wings? You’d have to be stoned to walk Rudolph.
Ola, DDM.
DDM, like that avatar—i didn’t see the naked scenes in caddy shack until many years after it was out—sweet moist nectar i bet she was in the day.
Rokan, indeed, rather than walking rudolph, I would request that he take me up for a tour around the neighborhood, to score some more weed.
I bet he wouldn’t hurt in scoring in the chick department either—some like a nice warm nose in their stockings.
why the phuk every time i submit comment, my browser closes—f’ing celebrity websites