alessandra ambrosio is too good to be true

December 15, 2009 | beach | editor | 0 Comments

Alessandra Ambrosio finally did some swimsuit modeling for Victorias Secret during her trip to St. Barths, and these are the pictures we’ve all been waiting for. And by “we” I mean, “me and my balls”. There’s awesome and then there’s awesome, and then there’s this.

If I were this guy holding the screen, even if a shark snuk up behind me and bit my crotch and then shook me back and forth by my crotch as his dagger like teeth sank deeper and deeper into my crotch, and then he dragged me away and ate my seemingly delicious crotch, it would still rank as the greatest day of my life.

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