Alessandra Ambrosio finally did some swimsuit modeling for Victorias Secret during her trip to St. Barths, and these are the pictures we’ve all been waiting for. And by “we” I mean, “me and my balls”. There’s awesome and then there’s awesome, and then there’s this.
If I were this guy holding the screen, even if a shark snuk up behind me and bit my crotch and then shook me back and forth by my crotch as his dagger like teeth sank deeper and deeper into my crotch, and then he dragged me away and ate my seemingly delicious crotch, it would still rank as the greatest day of my life.
Talk about boney.
Someone please give that bitch a sammich
I’d bone her bones.
This is helping to ease the pain of monday.
Hello! …yes please.
Billboard magazine has voted Nickleback the best band of the decade. Attached is the voting panel of Billboard.
http://tinyurl.com/yavu5hk
RR: I know you’re bitter because you were trying to lead a write in petition to have the Jonas Brothers win that distinction.
DB: Did you get my Christmas present?
Woodsman, no I didn’t.
Glee is where it’s at Wood. Don’t tell me you’re a “can I get my license back” fan. There are some things that can’t be forgiven.
How are things on the west coast? Has Olympic fever hit yet? The fucking flame has circled the country 3 times so far I think. If I got to run with it I wouldn’t have a bowel movement for days so I could lite up the night sky with a blue angel.
DB:
http://ehowa.com/features/makinganassofmyself.shtml
NSFW (duh)
RR: No comment on Nicklebag.
Olympic fever is causing a few tempers here - - i.e., massive cost over-runs, etc. If we win gold in hockey, all will be forgotten.
McRib is back. This chick needs some carbs.
I like women thin but this is frightening.
Where the hell is the torch anyways? Hubby plans to attend the torch ceremony as it passes thru on New Year’s Eve……
FML….
Woodsman, thank you. That was a very pleseant gesture.
FML?
Fuck My Life….
DB: it’s the season of giving.
Hoy Shit, Woodsman!
I came.
Bella: you’re a smart woman with some obvious assets; I have every confidence that you can convince him that there are better options available than freezing his ass off as the PR gesture parades past.