Victoria’s Secret supermodel Alesandra Ambrosio was in St Barths two weeks ago, and while she was there she twittered a bunch of personal candids. It’s a real tribute to professional photographers, because as it turns out she looks fantastic no matter who takes the picture. She could have thrown the camera in the sand then whacked it with a stick until it flashed and it would still be one of the most beautiful images ever caught on film. How exactly does one go about getting a job as a Victoria’s Secret photographer, because pointing in a general direction seems like something I could do.
I wanna twitter her twat
HAPPY BIRTHDAY VILE SHITHOLES, POUR SOME MILK INTO MY DIRTY TITTY IF YOU GET THE CHANCE
Jingle Bells, Red Rage Smells,
Pepper laid and egg
How in Gods name do you come up with 212 pictures of Wookie Rokan.
That is his name right? It’s been a long time
* an egg*
Fuck, Fuck!!!
Is it too early to start drinking?
All I want for X-Mas is DC’s Toe……..
Veracity,
Its Chewbacca. I am actually watching Star Wars on Spike right now.
My mom made me take lots of photos before I left Kashyyyk.
She was very attached to me. I gestated in her womb and extra six months.
Pepper,
Did you get my present yet?
CRABBUS! There is a santa!
Santa just walked into my work disguised as a courier! Had a real white beard, dressed in the suit and the hat. He even had a paper sign on his car that said ” Kris Kringle courier” Reindeer antlers on the from and a big bow on the roof. He gave me a mint!!
See Cali, I knew he was real. Whoever came to your house last night was a fake. I think he snuck into your bedroom, found your dildo and rubber his herp lip all over it. Now you’re going to get face aids on your meat mitten.
Watt,
Did the Yanks trade Melky Cabrera?
Oh Boy….a present?
What is it?
I can hardly wait………..
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Did you get mine?
Rokan, I showered last week, I don’t smell. Where the fuck you been? Did you GF’s sour patch make you ill?
lol pep - i’ll see what i can do.
Rokan: yup. Looks like they are trying to keep damon and granderson will play CF
Pepper,
I sent you a 15 year old Vietnamese girl I found on Craig’s list. She should be arriving via Fed EX later today in a large box marked “Kitchen Utensils.”
Red Rage, I have been travelling and totally swamped trying to get a budget together for my new corporation before year end.
My GF’s patch was like honey last night. I gave her a diamond necklace and she did a job on my Yule Log that made me see Jesus, Santa and the three Wise men.
WATT BUT NOT WATT(POWER)
TELL ME YOU HAVEN’T LOST YOUR POWERFUL GROOVE
A RIGHT SHITGOD
ahhh compressed coal something every woman hopes to find in her stocking.
Rokan , you sick man….you did the three wise men?
Were they as tight as the 15 year old Vietnamese girl?
Watt,
Who’s gonna DH with Matsui gone?
Cali, I have been hanging out with my kids for the last few days and they love Lady Ga-Ga.
I have to admit, its catchy stuff.
“Blah, blah, blah,, I want you love love.”