Dam this was fast. Despite earlier reports saying her autopsy would take place tomorrow, “the L.A. County Coroner is currently conducting an autopsy on Brittany Murphy, despite the wishes of her husband Simon Monjack.”
When asked for a comment, Tiger Woods leaned back in a huge leather chair in front of a 20-foot wall of flat screen TVs all showing different shows, tapped his fingers together and said, “Exxx-cellent. Everything is going according to plan.”
CONFUSING UPDATE - or maybe it’s not underway. Radar now says, “the (autopsy) would occur on Monday and was not underway as of Monday morning despite internet reports.”
took them a week to get a hold of Jackson’s body…. must be cause shes on the D list………….
What’s Tiger Woods up to?
dude, it’s looking ALOT like TMZ around these parts lately. We get it she’s dead you incessant fuk! thats 4 posts in a row. NEXT.
15 I think DB…..
Don’t do that DB.
Oh and fuck the Eagles.
Go back to being mean.
Bitch needs her chest cavity cracked open to completely fit my manhood.
Like I said earlier folks, this weeks flagellated equine….
I’m just waiting for them to say Tiger nailed her too
that’s how i like my junkies. Pale, with desperation in their eyes.
Pale, with desperation in their eyes?
Doesnt that describe LiLo? Oh yeah, never mind
The Albino Association of America needs a new spokesperson. She looks like being outside hurts.
Weel she’s deid. Noo whit ur we gaun tae dae?
When reached for comment about the weather conditions yesterday, Donovan McNabb said ” I din’t know NFL games could be played if it snowed the night befo.”
Wait for number 3 Tony
I like a chick hopelessly addicted to painkillers. I find their sphincter is more relaxed than your average mammal.
Mind if DB does a J?
Is it juist me or is yin o’ her een a lot higher than th’ ither?
I wonder what her gash smells like.
You can tell alot from a good whiff of a chick’s scent-box.
The Eagles organization was asking for volunteers to come to the Linc Sunday morning around 5-5:30am to help shovel the snow from the field. I didn’t bother. I like my sleep….that, and I was still way to drunk at 5 in the morning to shovel snow from an icy, 15′F field.