12.22.2009 brittany really loved drugs

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Yesterday Brittany Murphys husband made it clear that she didn’t have an eating disorder and her mysterious death was certainly not because of any sort of drug overdose. Apparently there’s no reason in the world to think she took a shocking number of strong prescription meds. Well except for this.

A shocking number of strong prescription meds were found on Brittany Murphy’s bedroom nightstand after her sudden Dec. 20 death, according to notes from an investigator with the Los Angeles coroner’s office.
…the medications included Topamax (anti-seizure meds also to prevent migraines), Methylprednisolone (anti-inflammatory), Fluoxetine (depression med), Klonopin (anxiety med), Carbamazepine (treats Diabetic symptoms and is also a bipolar med), Ativan (anxiety med), Vicoprofen (pain reliever), Propranolol (hypertension, used to prevent heart attacks), Biaxin (antibiotic), Hydrocodone (pain med).

When you’re a hard-ass brotha raised on the streets like me, you know that Topamax is used by fancy white folks for weight loss and pain, Methylprednisolone is a steroid used for weight loss, Fluoxetine is the technical name for Prozac, Klonopin is a muscle relaxant used to amplify the high of other drugs, Carbamazepine is used with alcohol for a sense of euphoria, Ativan (aka Lorazepam) is a powerful sedative and muscle relaxant, Vicoprofen is ibuprofen combined with hydrocodone, Propranolol is used for anxiety and was the subject of a 60 Minutes report about people taking it to erase the memory of traumatic events like - ahem - RAPE, and Hydrocodone is a pain killer, “considered to be morphine-like in all respects”.

In other words, she had a mountain of drugs that coincidentally have a long and well known history of recreational abuse. Being blatantly lied to like this is a real slap in the face. And even worse slap in the face is an actual slap in the face, which is what I hope someone does to this dumb tubby fuck.

(23) Comments

  1. Terrence Maddox 12/22/2009 14:34

    Does it really take 100 lbs of pills to kill an 85lb woman? And fuck her for not getting Ass-ton Kutcher hooked on pills too.

  2. Goodfellow9 12/22/2009 14:35

    Guess it didn’t work

    “Propranolol (hypertension, used to prevent heart attacks”

  3. oy 12/22/2009 14:35

    shocking i know!

  4. whatizdat 12/22/2009 14:37

    Hmmmm, enough drugs to fill a drug store and she is dead. Go figure

  5. Watt 12/22/2009 14:41

    Fuck

  6. Watt 12/22/2009 14:43

    Préscription Drugs: the new Cocaine.

    SERIOUSLY WORD FILTER?

  7. DarkCherry 12/22/2009 14:44

    all i can gather from this post is that Brando likes to party and party HARD.

  8. Watt 12/22/2009 14:46

    He’s actually Andrew W.K.

    PARTY HARD! PARTY HARD! PARTY HARD! PARTY HARD! PARTY HARD! PARTY HARD! PARTY HARD!

  9. Woodsman 12/22/2009 14:47

    Maybe she was just doing research for the lead in “The Anna Nicole Smith Story” …

  10. DarkCherry 12/22/2009 14:53

    other places are reporting that some of the meds were in her name, her husbands name, her mothers name and other 3rd party aliases.

    i’m not a mother but fucking seriously? this many pills just sitting out on the bedroom night stand? at some point you need to say enough, throw all the pills away and throw your kid in rehab. i don’t care if you’re 32 or not. your kids are ALWAYS going to be your children…

  11. SCUM 12/22/2009 14:54

    Did her and MJ share a doctor?

  12. Woodsman 12/22/2009 14:58

    … and in a related story, Wall Street is shorting the entire Pharma sector.

  13. SomeoneluvsU 12/22/2009 15:10

    Topamax, Methylprednisolone, Fluoxetine , Klonopin , Carbamazepine, Ativan, Vicoprofen, Propranolol, Biaxin , Hydrocodone.

    In the after life, Michal Jackson was overheard saying - “pphhff… fucking light weight bitch”

  14. SomeoneluvsU 12/22/2009 15:11

    BTW, in case it’s not been said:

    Dead Brittany Murphy > Live Brittany Spears.

  15. whatizdat 12/22/2009 15:14

    Someone +1

  16. SCUM 12/22/2009 15:15

    New boring update.

  17. whatizdat 12/22/2009 15:23

    Isn’t that redundant? Just askin

  18. filthrat 12/22/2009 15:32

    niether klonopin or ativan are muscle relaxers.

    just sayin.

  19. Observer 12/22/2009 16:01

    I have to respect a young woman who is responsibly treating her (and all chicks) well-known propensity to be [an] irritating bitch[s]……unless she’s nude…….

  20. Observer 12/22/2009 16:04

    I can only hope that some “good” can come from this sad death……
    .
    …all you young pretty actresses, stars, starlets, “almosts”…..and fully fucking famous (I’m talking to you Scar-Jo)……
    .
    …get some nudes on “the record” before you die and find your life was lived in vain….

    …at least do the “artistic” porn like an “Indie” movie or a “Hegre” style phto shoot…..

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