12.07.2009 carrie underwood is here to help

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As previously mentioned, Carrie Underwood spent the weekend in the Bahamas.  She’s such a hot girl and such a big star, it’s hard to believe she had to go through ‘American Idol’ to get discovered. It’s also hard to believe in dinosaurs or Italians. The liberal media is all dinosaur this and Italian that, but where’s the proof, you know what I mean.

(source = splash news online)


(95) Comments

  1. sbuck 12/07/2009 19:47

    If Carrie truly wanted to help she would show everyone her vagina. Right fucking now.

  2. DarkCherry 12/07/2009 19:48

    she just seems so fake all the time. and a bitch. talking shit about how romo was calling her when he was dating J Simp i mean.. that’s really nothing to brag about.

  3. sbuck 12/07/2009 19:54

    Mediocre singer, another hack from American Karaoke…errr I mean America Idle.

  4. SCUM 12/07/2009 20:03

    I thought you were talking about that dude Lonnie GaGa for a minute.

  5. Rokan 12/07/2009 20:14

    Scum,

    That’s Mr. Gaga to you.

    Go ahead, Cali. What were you saying?

  6. SCUM 12/07/2009 20:27

    I thought DC was Mr. GaGa.

  7. DarkCherry 12/07/2009 20:54

    nope nope she’s a free bitch baby. i was keeping it on topic.

  8. Rokan 12/07/2009 20:57

    I got some stinky weed this weekend.

    I’m writing a letter now.

    Cali, how many “e’s” are there in the word aquarium?

  9. DarkCherry 12/07/2009 21:01

    none.

    i have this something is around the corner about to jump out at you feeling…

  10. ukickedmydog 12/07/2009 21:23

    She’s got nice legs….

    Much better than this sad display:
    http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix lilo_muse_photo_shoot_7I357qX6cpHXEh6nYRBXuJ

  11. ukickedmydog 12/07/2009 21:24

    She’s got nice legs….

    Much better than this sad display:
    http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/lilo_muse_photo_shoot_7I357qX6cpHXEh6nYRBXuJ

  12. ukickedmydog 12/07/2009 21:24

    well that was smart

  13. ukickedmydog 12/07/2009 21:26

    And it’s about damn time we got some nudity on this site, other than the occasional commenter’s link. Porn stars are the best. So full of love.

  14. Rokan 12/07/2009 21:35

    Sorry,

    I think I passed out there for a minute.

    Hey, Who’s cooking hashbrowns?

  15. ukickedmydog 12/07/2009 21:40

    A couple more of these bongers and my brain’s gonna be hashed pretty soon….but its a shade of gray, not so much brown.

  16. Rokan 12/07/2009 21:49

    I got this really piney stuff that you don’t need much of, so I just smoked alot of it. Spent the last ten minutes looking for my glasses and they were hanging form my shirt.

  17. thisistooreal 12/07/2009 22:05

    Thin lipped, arrow-nosed skinny out of shape chick who always looks pissed off.

  18. ukickedmydog 12/07/2009 22:36

    I like piney…I always have that problem with my lighter when its in my hand the whole fucking time.

  19. The Irreverent Tony Stark 12/07/2009 22:43

    Rokan, a medical marijuana dispensary in Colorado was recently robbed. They took all the cash and all the product… Have you made any trips to Colorado recently?

  20. pepper 12/07/2009 22:44

    there is instant pudding, instant rice and thanks to the first picture of miss underwood, we have instant boner ……………………….

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