Carrie Underwood spent the weekend in the Bahamas at whatever the hell The Cove is, and this girl has a lot to learn about Country music. I don’t like that kind of music but I do like stereotypes, and according to those she should be swimming in some cut off jeans held up with a rope belt and a t shirt that says “Whites Only” and then an arrow pointing toward her kitty. I bet these pictures will be a big scandal when her fans see them.
(source = splash news online)



















wow, all i had to do was bitch a little.
but i do grow tired of manufactured American Idol stars…sigh.
what a shame, no TOE>>>
i was thinking the same thing pepper. she’s prolly got a cunt sock on.
nice apple butt!……I’d pound it!!!
My wood is underwhelmed……
…..but only two things are stopping me from banging this chick…..
1.) Opportunity
2.) Bodyguards……
I know better than to try and make sense of what Brend8n says, but why exactly is she in trouble?
Rokan……
…..she is in trouble…….because I don’t have that much to lose…….
I think the thought he was trying to relay was she had too little of clothes on, Rok
She got impregnated??
Pepper ……..
…there is no toe……because she appears to have enough pudenda hair to weave two fine Indian blankets…….(probably Navajo)
She’s a good girl. One of the girls you wouldn’t mind your daughter looking up to.
I’d invite her over for playtime.
But the question of the day is….
Has she banged Tiger Woods?
I’d rather see her bang Elin Nordegren
Her shitty tattoos look like DarkCherry’s birthmark.
Rem +2
“She’s a good girl. One of the girls you wouldn’t mind your daughter looking up to.”
you make a good point there watt. She seems to not get caught up in the drama, doesn’t resort to being a complete whore to sell records, and actually has a set of lungs and can sing.
watt, why do you have “fishsticks” as your Avi?
there are a handful of country singers like that now, Watt…is nice and I like that my d picks country over some of the other crap most of the time
Because I support his gay fish lifestyle.