12.07.2009 carrie underwood is in trouble

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Carrie Underwood spent the weekend in the Bahamas at whatever the hell The Cove is, and this girl has a lot to learn about Country music. I don’t like that kind of music but I do like stereotypes, and according to those she should be swimming in some cut off jeans held up with a rope belt and a t shirt that says “Whites Only” and then an arrow pointing toward her kitty. I bet these pictures will be a big scandal when her fans see them.

(source = splash news online)


(38) Comments

  1. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 12/07/2009 11:00

    wow, all i had to do was bitch a little.

  2. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 12/07/2009 11:01

    but i do grow tired of manufactured American Idol stars…sigh.

  3. pepper 12/07/2009 11:02

    what a shame, no TOE>>>

  4. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 12/07/2009 11:03

    i was thinking the same thing pepper. she’s prolly got a cunt sock on.

  5. pepper 12/07/2009 11:05

    nice apple butt!……I’d pound it!!!

  6. Observer 12/07/2009 11:07

    My wood is underwhelmed……

    …..but only two things are stopping me from banging this chick…..

    1.) Opportunity

    2.) Bodyguards……

  7. Rokan 12/07/2009 11:07

    I know better than to try and make sense of what Brend8n says, but why exactly is she in trouble?

  8. Observer 12/07/2009 11:08

    Rokan……

    …..she is in trouble…….because I don’t have that much to lose…….

  9. SuperB 12/07/2009 11:09

    I think the thought he was trying to relay was she had too little of clothes on, Rok

  10. RemSteale 12/07/2009 11:10

    She got impregnated??

  11. Observer 12/07/2009 11:11

    Pepper ……..

    …there is no toe……because she appears to have enough pudenda hair to weave two fine Indian blankets…….(probably Navajo)

  12. Watt 12/07/2009 11:11

    She’s a good girl. One of the girls you wouldn’t mind your daughter looking up to.

    I’d invite her over for playtime.

  13. SomeoneluvsU 12/07/2009 11:16

    But the question of the day is….
    Has she banged Tiger Woods?

  14. RemSteale 12/07/2009 11:17

    I’d rather see her bang Elin Nordegren

  15. Zombie 12/07/2009 11:19

    Her shitty tattoos look like DarkCherry’s birthmark.

  16. Watt 12/07/2009 11:19

    Rem +2

  17. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 12/07/2009 11:22

    “She’s a good girl. One of the girls you wouldn’t mind your daughter looking up to.”

    you make a good point there watt. She seems to not get caught up in the drama, doesn’t resort to being a complete whore to sell records, and actually has a set of lungs and can sing.

  18. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 12/07/2009 11:25

    watt, why do you have “fishsticks” as your Avi?

  19. SuperB 12/07/2009 11:28

    there are a handful of country singers like that now, Watt…is nice and I like that my d picks country over some of the other crap most of the time

  20. Watt 12/07/2009 11:29

    Because I support his gay fish lifestyle.

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