SNL had a skit this weekend about Elin Nordegren kicking Tiger Woods ass, and some reports have hinted at the same thing, but someone in a position to know this sort of thing told me that Elin really did hit Tiger Woods in the head with a golf club on the night of his car wreck, after the fight that began when she found out about his affairs.
It’s already known that Ellen smashed his Escalades window with a golf club and that Tiger was treated for lacerations to his head and was going in and out of conciseness when the ambulance arrived. At the time his wounds were attributed to the crash, even though paramedics described the scene as within “spitting distance” of Tigers home. So either Escaldes are perfect killing machines and simply leaving your driveway is enough to behead you, or Tigers head was already injured. That would also account for this diagram done by the Florida Highway Patrol, which shows Tiger was swerving long before he drove into a tree.
And today MSNBC says this…
When Tiger Woods was brought to the Health Central Hospital in Ocoee, Fla., his condition was more serious than previously reported. According to a person with knowledge of Woods’ hospital admission, the star golfer had to be admitted directly to the hospital’s intensive care unit, where he was immediately intubated and his breathing stabilized.
Also, there’s clarification about the police interview with Woods’ neighbors, who called 911. At the time of the 911 call, neighbor Jarius Lavar Adams told dispatchers that Woods was asleep on the lawn, snoring. “Although the body can snore in any state of unconsciousness, it’s unlikely he was snoring,” said the source. “That was the sound of an airway that wasn’t stable. That’s part of the reason there was an intubation when he got to the hospital.”
After Woods underwent treatment, he was extubated, then immediately released home. One physician from the hospital said that discharging a patient directly to his home after being admitted to the ICU was “highly unusual.” The doctor, who did not treat Woods, said standard protocol “usually involves some sort of step-down — if your condition is serious enough to be admitted to ICU, you don’t go straight home. It points to some extreme privacy measures being taken for that decision to be made.
If she really did hit him in the head, I bet this is one of those times where Hitler looks down on her from heaven with that smug, “I told you so” on his face.
Poo-dick.
This skit was pure shit.
So decreasing your number of club strokes improves your score, but improving your scoring results in more club strokes. Got it.
This is why the wife is playing ball when it comes to separation/divorce, and isn’t all over the media (herself). She’s facing an assault or potentially even attempted murder charge if she doesn’t play nice.
so she pulled off something most of the golf world couldn’t she beat the hell out of tiger
From previous thread:
DB no sharting.
Anybody worthwhile behind Emery?
Captain America (DiPietro) is finally supposed to play a full game for the Sound Tigers this week. Christ 8 more years on his contract!
Wow, that SNL skit totally sucked. But then, why wouldn’t it.
Does anyone actually watch that show anymore?
I was just hoping Blake Lively would show a nip-slip.
All the bitches be after Tigers wood.
that entire episode sucked!!!!!!
Thank God for DVR….FFwd my way thought most of that shit!
She has a twin sister?
whatiz, the Flyers pulled up Johan Backlund from the Phantoms. He’s got decent numbers, but nothing extraordinary.
The Flyers are in last place. …..THAT IS ALL!
Hopefully tiger can use this domestic violence shit to counter that other shit he was doing and get out of this marriage with most of his cash.
“So decreasing your number of club strokes improves your score, but improving your scoring results in more club strokes. Got it.”
Well done sir, lol.
And sweet fuck is Blake Lively ever hot. Want to touch the hiney!
Dumb skit, nice tits.
Deebs fart?
I’m out.
WOWO.She is very hot, right? It seems that she is a hot model on ====lovecasual.com====. She
is very hot on that club and many her fans are sear
That anorexic Blake Lively is one bag of golf clubs I wouldn’t mind getting fucked by.
I hope this gets updated.