Todays Lindsay Lohan story that someone clearly made up has to aim high because it’s been a while since she was in the news. So to make up for lost time, the Mirror has one that claims she was making out with Jessica Albas husband.
This morning there were rumours circulating that Lindsay spent last night chewing the cock ear off John Mayer at a New York nightclub … apparently Lindsay’s got one of her legendary scary crushes on him.
…she’s also trying to ensnare Cash Warren. Yes, Jessica Alba’s husband. One US mag says they’ve been seen kissing.
It goes without saying that no one is going to go from Jessica Alba to Lindsay Lohan. Look at that fug bitch. At this point, “Kissing Lindsay Lohan” sounds like metaphor for something you don’t want to do. “Hey dude are you taking Statistical Mechanics this semester?” “Hell no. I’d rather spend three days a week kissing Lindsay Lohan.” And then the first guy would think to himself, “Wow, he really must hate Statistical Mechanics. I had no idea.”
Is that kind of like “Visiting Grandma” from the movie Sex Drive? At this point I’m not sure if that would be a good thing, or a bad one.
Although if Alba’s husband is Visiting Grandma with Lindsay, it’s a sure sign he needs to be placed under immediate psychiatric care.
“Kissing Lindsay Lohan”
So, is that like a Danny Glover, or more like a Hot Lunch?
He was looking for an ash tray.
Then a place to vomit.
I seriously fucking doubt this.
And instead of pictures of Lindsay Lohan, why not pictures of Jessica Alba since she’s in the story somewhat.
my dick would like to vomit in her mouth.
“chewing the cock ear off John Mayer”
That’s pretty funny.
I second that notion, Tony.
She looks like shit wrapped in a pile of clothes.
I hope “someone” didn’t pay the one-time usage fees on these pics…..
….because they suck……and so does she….
That, sir, is an insult to shit every where.
Use your imagination–
http://www.freeadultarchives2.com/ck/fhmg/v1/jessica_alba/pic/video_2.mpg
Eating dog-shit > eating cat-shit
What in the shit???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AqnsjEPLIA
He called the shit poop!
DB: the quarterback never said “Simon says hut”
You know the old song? If you were the only girl in the world, and I was the only boy, well, okay, but until then, don’t bother me? Well, I guess I’m the only boy… - Charlton Heston’s character Robert Neville in Omega Man (1971)
http://thebluesite.com/images/omegaman.jpg
Is there a good reason we didn’t get this story instead……?
http://www.hogrockcafe.com/meredith_baxter.htm
So, they’ve wrapped up shooting the final Harry Potter movie and LiLo is STILL trying to audition for one of the Dementor roles … sad.
Woods,
Is that like Jabba the Hutt?
Its already bad enough we have a bounty hunter hanging around here.
rok; maybe. He is just sitting there like a useless fat blob that noone likes … but that just sounds like yet another Doc’ reference
Obs,
That Dr. is doing it all wrong. He’s supposed to stick his finger in her rectum.