Lindsay Lohans’ dad Michael was arrested on December 14th for violating a restraining order put on him by his ex girlfriend Erin Muller, and yesterday Muller stepped things up by filing papers with a New York court claiming Lohan beat her at least a dozen times during their 2-year relationship. Some of the highlights…
Dec. 9, 2007: Michael Lohan “slapped Erin in the face twice because Erin accused him of giving her a fake watch on her birthday.
Feb. 2008: Michael “punched Erin in the mouth” because she had a male friend on Facebook
March 2008: Michael “whipped a computer cord” at her face but she blocked it with her hand … causing a laceration.
May 5, 2008: Michael “kicked Erin Muller in the ribs.”
May 2008: Michael “kicked Erin Muller in the vagina, bruising it and causing substantial pain.”
June 2008: Michael “spit in Erin’s face, and beat her repeatedly with his fist.” Then he “yelled at her to ’stop crying c*nt — other people will see you — if they see you, I will kill you!’”
I like when stories like this are made public because I’m a crappy boyfriend but at least I’ve never kicked my girlfriend in her vagina, bruising it and causing substantial pain. In fact I’ve had several girlfriends comment that their vagina was never even sore, and in some cases showroom new, even after we’d dated for several months.
So I don’t mean to brag but … hey wait a second…
Now we understand Lindsay totally
Oh yeah, first
I see a big future for the firm of,
LOHAN and SHEEN..relationship counselors.
You have to admire her determination to make the relationship work. As soon as I get kicked in the vagina, I’m done with a relationship. Of course, then I can just play with my new vagina.
This guy just needs to be killed!
I am in full favor of immediate public executions for people like this.
Oh and Terrorists too!
I thought you were a bloke iwontrememberthis??
Or am i just missing the sarcasm again?
i second the 11:19 comment - let’im beat the shit out of you for 9 months and go report him afterwards…..why are chicks so fucked up?!
I think we should be afforded the opportunity to stone terrorists, after all we are their targets, it should be people like us hat deal out their punishment
Cunt Punt!
http://ninjasattack.com/pix/CuntPunt_1.jpg
I like this one better: http://thetempestonline.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/motivator_cunt_punt.jpg
This ones a fuckin winner
http://isshefilthy.blogspot.com/2009/12/girl-969.html
I’m a guy, Rem. I would’ve thought a Brit would appreciate my dry humour.
Charlie Sheen draws the line at kicking a whore in the vagina. He needs the pussy to be in tact for the make up sex after choking her or shooting her in the arm.
Normally, but I just went through christmas, reserves are a little thin iwontrememberthis
YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!
NSFW: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BC_Qp_YMPCQ/SzOW6Lz_rkI/AAAAAAAAJ3s/l66nt0r025k/s1600-h/103-3.JPG
Yep. Winner.
♫…humiliating kick in the crotch.♫
Is that Mountain Dew, Watt??
News was saying charlie sheen could spend up to 8 years in jail.
He’ll do like 40 hrs community service and maybe counseling.
Shit chris brown made Rihannas face look like a Christmas ham…
Eh?
Like that BEFORE?
My bad!
He’s showing her where the lemonaid is made
Sweet lemonaid
Mmm sweet lemonaid