12.07.2009 michael jackson was a POS

MJ_Art Lover_REPRO.indd

The only sad part about Michael Jackson dying is that it came because of a drug overdose, and not because some boys father sealed him in a barrel and set him on fire. The New York Post says…

In a 1999 painting he commissioned, Michael Jackson strikes the same pose as Michelangelo’s statue of David with rippling abs, bulging pecs and smooth, marble-white skin — surrounded by a bevy of male cherubs.
“He thought it was great with a little ‘tongue-in-cheek’ flavor,” (said artist) David Nordahl.

You know you’re looking at something truly disturbing when a painting of naked boys romancing a pedophile can have elements that are even worse than the whole, but at the bottom one of the naked boys is presenting, another is exhausted and I’m too terrified to ask why, and all of the kids are angels.  I think Jackson is fucking the recently dead in this picture.

(30) Comments

  1. Observer 12/07/2009 17:47

    Nice Pan flute….

  2. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 12/07/2009 17:51

    he’s dead. has been for months. I thought we were done with this drug addicted kid touching phaggot? every post today has been the fail.

  3. Tony 12/07/2009 17:51

    I think MJ had an even smaller dick than David

  4. The Ghost of Dino 12/07/2009 17:57

    Oh WTF is this seriously

  5. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 12/07/2009 17:58

    There are 3 words and only 3 words David Nordahl should have spoken to MJ after he described the painting he wanted him to paint :

    “Dude, Fuck you.”

  6. The Ghost of Dino 12/07/2009 18:06

    He probably nodded a few times with a very serious look on his face, said, “Um ok, Mr. Jackson, that will be somewhere in the realm of $750,000 framed… Ok, great. Yes, lets get started next week.” Hung up the phone and laughed himself to tears.

  7. pepper 12/07/2009 18:07

    The painting would make more sense if it only had 8 boys….

  8. Rokan 12/07/2009 18:09

    I swear to God, That kid on the left, wiping a tear . . . That’s Macahlly Culkin! And that black kid lying on the ground with the anal trauma . . . That’s fucking Webster!!!

  9. Zombie 12/07/2009 18:10

    I wonder which faux nígger got more white booty, Jackson or Woods?

  10. Observer 12/07/2009 18:10

    I’d hit it…..

  11. pepper 12/07/2009 18:11

    or 18

  12. Squabbler 12/07/2009 18:13

    Why is the only black cherub in the painting the only one not working?

  13. Rokan 12/07/2009 18:13

    Pepper,

    Too much math.

    Obs,

    That made me shart.

  14. Observer 12/07/2009 18:14

    Squabbler……..

    …..nice…

  15. pepper 12/07/2009 18:15

    Why did MJ and TW like to have white meat?
    .,,,,,,dark meat is dry……

  16. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 12/07/2009 18:16

    i think that dead black baby is supposed to symbolize michael’s dead childhood and the black life he bleached away from.

    Z, i already used the faux black guy line today.

  17. Rokan 12/07/2009 18:18

    Pepper,

    Dark meat is moister than . . . .

    Oh, I give up.

  18. pepper 12/07/2009 18:20

    Rokan, don’t give up…did the we give up when the Germans attacked Pear Harbor?

  19. Watt 12/07/2009 18:21

    You guys are just ignorant.

  20. jack ass 12/07/2009 18:24

    Watt, you don’t say?

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