WILL FERREL - appeared in a wedding announcement on Sunday in the New York Times. The guy getting married is a production assistant on Wills new movie. Will is in the picture because he declares Right of Prima Nocta if anyone on his set gets married. (ny daily news)
AVATAR - finished the weekend with an opening gross of $77M in the US and $165M overseas for a weekend total of $242M, exceeding expectations thanks to positive reviews and word of mouth. Also getting rave reviews is the guacamole I made for tonight’s party. (variety)
CARRIE UNDERWOOD - is engaged to Mike Fisher of the NHLs Ottawa Senators. The pair are a dream come true for black comedians who like to talk about how white people dance at weddings. (us magazine)
TARA REID - Is in this months Playboy of course and her full shoot is up on their website, but two more leaked pics start here. Did the photographer have intimacy issues? Is he shy or something? Move closer you jackass. (playboy cyber club)
I have to wonder if the individual that had to Photoshop Taras pic/pics got paid for the overtime they had to work getting her to look good. And why isn’t she showing her vag to the camera? Too scary to see?
tara’s OK man…..
Let’s hope/PRAY Will Ferrell is the 3rd dead person…………
I guess this is how Tara would look if shey wasn’t a worn out skank
I’d wear that worn out skank out.
Typical celebrity Playboy pics. Half of them in lingerie, the other half only baring breasts. Basically she just wanted to show off that she got her horrible implant job fixed. It’s time for Hef to pass the torch to someone else who knows the definition of “nude pictorial”, especially after that bullshit with Heidi Montag back in August.
I guess I could do Tara as long as she faced the wall and didn’t say anything. I just remember what those tittays looked like in the past, before the repair work that was done. But we’ve all seen her fun bags before, I say she needs to show the vag.
by the repair work you mean photoshoped work…i second the vag call!
Yeah the photoshop work, I have a hard time thinking that those milkers on her chest look that good in real life.
C’mon Tara, show us your vagina!!!!! Hasn’t half of Hollywood already seen it?
And I have to agree with Pepper, if there is a God and if He grants Christmas wishes, then Will Ferrell will be the 3rd out of 3.
Please?
The Playboy photog didn’t get any closer because he was afraid he would catch something.
I’d hit that shit….with a baseball bat!
Why does it hurt my eyes so?
She’s there, but not there.
Does she even exist?
Or is she some macabre bio fabrication implanted into the media, and at the foot of people’s toilets in a pile of her own loathing and excrements?
The image of her seems like nothing more than an illusion, the layers of presence redshifting while they drift into the horizon.
Why even bother with “live” models anymore? I’ve seen leaked nudes of Smurfette that were both hotter AND more realistic than these!… that said, I wish I could get my hands on the Military-grade Photoshop edition they used…
I BRING VODKA AND THAT FUCKING PRIMADONNA PEPPER DOESN”T DRINK IT !
ok so it was Sobieski vodka but I was thinking Leelee Sobieski who I love so that makes sense right?
Shit cheap Vodka…………
would it kill you to spend an extra 10 dollars?
Can Carrie’s Christian Cunt Constrict Conniving Creoles?
…Try coating the Creoles with Crisco first…