12.04.2009 rachel uchitel seems friendly

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These pictures of homewrecker Rachel Uchitel, taken last summer in Malibu, presumably a few hours before getting Dorffed, show this young lady in a whole new light. Some girls are all stuck up and when you go to the beach they won’t let you rub their breasts or stab at their vagina with your hands. Well la-di-da, pardon me your majesty.


(51) Comments

  1. jack ass 12/04/2009 14:42

    WHAT AN ASS!!!!

  2. SCUM 12/04/2009 14:43

    Dorffered, probably the funniest shit NPD has ever written. Dorf Hooked On Golf.

  3. DB's Treasure 12/04/2009 14:46

    oh for fuck SAKE!!!!!!

  4. SCUM 12/04/2009 14:46

    Pic #1 full size. WE HAVE TOE.

  5. SCUM 12/04/2009 14:48

    Dorffed.

  6. Dirty Hairy 12/04/2009 14:48

    Just making sure someone mentioned that camel toe!

  7. SCUM 12/04/2009 14:49

    Pic #2 nip and toe.

  8. Zombie 12/04/2009 14:50

    Pic #5, her ass has an ass!

  9. Watt 12/04/2009 14:51

    I like friendly girls.

  10. pepper 12/04/2009 14:53

    Brend*n, bless your little heat for the TOE!!!!

  11. entropissed 12/04/2009 14:53

    Hey lady! Your vagina is hanging out!

  12. Rusty Sanchez 12/04/2009 14:54

    Her ass has camel toe too.

  13. The Mildly Tanned Knight 12/04/2009 14:55

    Someone has to explain to me the concept that you’d trade in your Swedish model wife who is all yours to be sloppy 102nds with some mediocre looking party whore. Does Tiger really want to be slurping some 20-something douchebag’s leftovers? Perhaps there’s an ulterior motive we haven’t considered yet?

  14. SCUM 12/04/2009 14:56

    <<< I haven’t been laid in 7 days and I need some of this action.

  15. pepper 12/04/2009 14:59

    Scum, stop looking at me…….

  16. SsnakeOil 12/04/2009 15:00

    This is giving me flashbacks to summer when every other post was about MJ. This story won’t go away till somebody either dies or goes to jail. Any bets on who it might be?

  17. SCUM 12/04/2009 15:02

    Relax Pepper, I don’t want a Jorge, I want a whore hey.

  18. SsnakeOil 12/04/2009 15:03

    My money’s on Abe Vigoda. When that attention whore finally dies this site will be all over it.

  19. pepper 12/04/2009 15:04

    SsanakeOil, I don’t recall seeing any tits or toe pictures with the MJ posts……..

  20. Rusty Sanchez 12/04/2009 15:04

    Abe Vigoda the attention whore! You fuckin crack me up Ssnake.

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