These pictures of homewrecker Rachel Uchitel, taken last summer in Malibu, presumably a few hours before getting Dorffed, show this young lady in a whole new light. Some girls are all stuck up and when you go to the beach they won’t let you rub their breasts or stab at their vagina with your hands. Well la-di-da, pardon me your majesty.
12.04.2009 rachel uchitel seems friendly
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WHAT AN ASS!!!!
Dorffered, probably the funniest shit NPD has ever written. Dorf Hooked On Golf.
oh for fuck SAKE!!!!!!
Pic #1 full size. WE HAVE TOE.
Dorffed.
Just making sure someone mentioned that camel toe!
Pic #2 nip and toe.
Pic #5, her ass has an ass!
I like friendly girls.
Brend*n, bless your little heat for the TOE!!!!
Hey lady! Your vagina is hanging out!
Her ass has camel toe too.
Someone has to explain to me the concept that you’d trade in your Swedish model wife who is all yours to be sloppy 102nds with some mediocre looking party whore. Does Tiger really want to be slurping some 20-something douchebag’s leftovers? Perhaps there’s an ulterior motive we haven’t considered yet?
<<< I haven’t been laid in 7 days and I need some of this action.
Scum, stop looking at me…….
This is giving me flashbacks to summer when every other post was about MJ. This story won’t go away till somebody either dies or goes to jail. Any bets on who it might be?
Relax Pepper, I don’t want a Jorge, I want a whore hey.
My money’s on Abe Vigoda. When that attention whore finally dies this site will be all over it.
SsanakeOil, I don’t recall seeing any tits or toe pictures with the MJ posts……..
Abe Vigoda the attention whore! You fuckin crack me up Ssnake.