Yesterday there were a bunch of pictures (like this one) of Colin Farrell on vacation in Mexico. I didn’t download any of them of course, because if I wanted to see some short-fused drunk mick with his shirt off I would go to my family reunions.
But then his girlfriend Alicja Bachieda-Curus stepped out of her clothes and into my heart when she laid out in the sun for a while. You can’t really tell what she looks like (this is her at Cannes) but you can tell that her body is fantastic. How come this dude get’s to nail all the hot ass? Is there some shortage of sexy Hollywood hunks that I don’t know about? According to my mirror, no, no there’s not.
(source = splash news online and pacific coast)
The man has come a long way from Ballykissangel
Okay, DB… I got disctracted by work after I tried to post my bragging yesterday. Let’s try this again, without the tiny url.
http://www.uuagent.com/images/ChristianOkoye.JPG
I need to see her starfish to make an accurate assessment.
RemSteale……
…..what?…..He kissed her valley and angel?
Rem,
In all fairness, I agree that Obs newscaster is pretty hot, but what you don’t see is the coy way that Heidi Collins pretneds like she doesn’t notice the raging boner she gives me.
No, he started out in a BBC tv series called Ballykissangel.
Actually thinking about it, if he hasnt, he should Obs
Be nice to Colin. It’s not his fault he’s a dirty Irishman. Some of us have that cross to bare.
Coy is nice, but all the pics I can see of Heidi make her look like a soccer mum, and not the porn film type
Rem,
Have you ever banged a soccer mom? Those chicks are tigers in bed.
RemSteale…..
…I was joking…….I’m vaguely familiar with certain programs in Great Britain………
…..after all…..I once spent a week in a Caravan at Huntstanton……
A caravan at Huntstanton? Wow, you have my supreme fucking sympathies and apologies.
Yep, way back in my youth Rokan, I just assumed all women were like that in bed
and…. …..while…….. ………….there you……………… seeemd…………………… ……….. to have…………………….. pick……………….ed ……………..up……………………… a…………………horrible………………………………..s………..s…………s……….s………..t………udd……………e…………r……………………
I probably shouldn’t confess this “fact”…….
…..but the truth be told…….there is a strain of “Englishness” found in my family……
….along with “Irishness”………..I hope you readers don’t think less of me for it……..
(though…..could you really think any less of me at all?)
….tud……….d…………..e…………….r………………….
Englishness can only improve your standing. American women go nuts for the accent for some reason
An average soccer mom walks around all day with a wet snatch wondering if her husband will ever put down the remote control and remember where her clitoris is.
Those women need attention.
Rokan……
….I bang a soccer mom on a semi-regular basis……..
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Obs,
Do you know where her clitoris is, cause most husbands don’t.
Its like a little man in a canoe.
A little bald man