Ice T and his wife CoCo were in Miami today, and it weren’t no time at all before pictures started floatin around that proved just that. Sheriff Brody begged the city council to shut down the beaches but they wouldn’t listen. Didn’t wanna start a panic, scare off the tourists, they said. Not with the winter festival comin’ up. Well now this CoCo as they’re callin her has gone and found a little girl. They knew CoCo was out there and they did nothin and now a little girl is in the headlines too. Now y’all know me. Know how I earn a livin’. I’ll catch this bird for you, but it ain’t gonna be easy. This one here’ll, swallow you whole. Little shakin’, little tenderizin’, an’ down you go. I’ll find her for three, but I’ll catch her, and kill her, for ten. But you’ve gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up.
Holy shit, I hope the strings on her string bikini are made of aircraft wire cuz they’re gonna bust.
Rusty,
This game blows. What made the fucking Bears play so well?
And what’s with Brend8n putting up a new post at fucking 11:00?
I think he ate your pot brownies.
Fucker’s losing it.
And that chick’s bigger than a Wookie, for Christ’s sake!
Wow!!
Nice fucking pass!!
OK, since the Vikings lost is there any chance that the Cowboys have a chance to be the 2nd seed in the NFC (if they win)?
I think those chowder heads at ESPN were saying something about if Vikings lose and this happens and that happens and blah blah and blah blah then the Eagles would be the 2nd seed.
What do you mean this game blows? Its a good game. If either was my team, I’d be happy with a blowout, but it had some action for a change on Monday night.
I found my pot brownies. I hid them in a hummus container but I’m saving them since I found the other remnants. I need to find mushrooms next. Its been too long since I’ve had the pleasure.
Yes, Tony.
The story is that the Saints have the #1 and the Eagles have the #2.
Did I tell you I am going to Dallas in March?
I’ve never been to Texas before.
What’s the most important thing for me to know?
Rusty
I am a transplant here i the Windy City and I root for Detroit teams in everything so I hate the Bears and all the fa66otry that they stand for.
Rokan, basically stay out of Dallas proper if at all possible. Dallas is the epitome of dysfunctional cities.
Should I carry a gun with me at all times?
I heard you’re allowed to bring a rifle and extra ammo wherever you go.
I respect that Rokan. I initially was cool with the Chargers until they started talking smack about the Patriots just because we kept knocking them out of the playoffs and Tomlinson especially was being a bitch. Now I have no love for them. I’ll go to games to go see live football, but now I don’t care if SD gets sodemized by giant black cock.
Hey Tony.
Not sure about the rifle.
Texas does have concealed handgun licenses, and they have reciprocal agreements with some other states allowing people licensed in those states to carry a handgun in Texas too.
Rusty,
I thought you were a SD native?
Chicago fans are a bunch of fucks.
It was a good game though.
Sup Rusty.
Should I go to Gilly’s?
I could wear my new boots.
Tony,
Sportscenter says that the Eagles clinch if they beat the Cowboys.
Dallas clinches if they beat the Eagles, and the Vikings and the Cardinals both win.
So there.
Rokan, I’m from Massachussets originally. So Cal resident for 15 years.
Tony, do you like Soundgarden? I was listening to Down on the Upside for the first time in ages and I was thinking, Man they has some good shit. Chris Cornell wrote all the music and lyrics for most of their stuu and it made me think that dude is talented as fuck, but cant manage to be successful as a solo artist as hard as he tries. No wonder he was a heroion addict.
*stuff
Dallas and Philly should be a good game even though I don’t like either team.
So, I am watching the end of Mulholland Dr.
What the fuck is going on?
I cant remember what was going on in that movie but I hoped you’re stoned Rokan.
Rusty,
Cornell is great in Audioslave.
I’m serious. What the fuck is going on with this movie?