Sofia Vergara of the ABC show ‘Modern Family’ was poolside this morning in Miami, and even though you can kind of see her amazing tits in these pictures, this moment is still bittersweet.
Her body is amazing. And she used to wear dresses like this. And bikinis like this. And do patronizing modeling like this because perverts I mean fancy gentleman like myself get turned on by the Latin maid thing. But then she dated Tom Cruise a few times in 2005, two months before he met Katie Holmes, and I don’t know what that fuckin weirdo did to her but she’s been wrapped up ever since. It’s as if she never wants to be alone with a man again.
So if you see that jackass today, kick him right in the nuts. Tell him Justice sent you.
(source = splash news online)
I want to watch Mother, Juggs and Speed all of a sudden.
I like big tits and I cannot lie, my penis wants to be the filling for her holiday pie.
Bust a nut in the hut, and hut=butt.
Me Likey
I would stick one hand in her pooper and one in her gooper and give myself a high five.
I looked at that first picture.
Looks like she’s got Zombie’s mustaches over her eyes.
Shaved, trimmed, or other?
She looks like an old lady.
I left a 16 year old with a nip-slip for pictures of someone’s grandma in a sun-hat.
Fail.
Julie Bowen > her
Mike Hunt, you gotta let somethings go, man.
Sensei, I enjoy a nice landing strip or the area neatly shorn.
Shaved, trimmed, or other?
Manscaped so I dont get any shorties welded to the back of my throat please….and if your one of those dicks that the pubes have migrated up on your shaft, shave it off
<<<< More of Sofia.
Good, good.
Although maybe I shoulda been clearer, I was inquiring about the thread subject…
DB, why did you ask about my daughter?
SCUM, here are some nice tits
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http://tinyurl.com/yfmzfxr
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That shit is blocked at work Pepper.
So the pubes on the shaft aren’t just me…
My balls have a nice winter coat B. What’s your ruling on the field? Play ball?
you have a job?
I thought your GF paid for everything…….
Apparently this guy doesn’t like Jews.
http://www.nullifidian.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/fail-owned-jihad-failjpg.jpeg
more of Sofia at http://www.tifdb.com/models/sofia_vergara/237