Sofia Vergara of the ABC show ‘Modern Family’ was poolside this morning in Miami, and even though you can kind of see her amazing tits in these pictures, this moment is still bittersweet.
Her body is amazing. And she used to wear dresses like this. And bikinis like this. And do patronizing modeling like this because perverts I mean fancy gentleman like myself get turned on by the Latin maid thing. But then she dated Tom Cruise a few times in 2005, two months before he met Katie Holmes, and I don’t know what that fuckin weirdo did to her but she’s been wrapped up ever since. It’s as if she never wants to be alone with a man again.
So if you see that jackass today, kick him right in the nuts. Tell him Justice sent you.
(source = splash news online)