12.28.2009 somethin for the ladies…

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Dimwitted pervert Brett Ratner is on St Barths today with some unknown daredevil who presumably lets him fumble around on top of her, and for her sake I hope she isn’t using any cocoa butter stuff on that tight young body of hers. You don’t want butter flavored skin when you’re trapped on a boat with one of natures purest sources of fat and stomachs.

(source = fame images)


(48) Comments

  1. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 12/28/2009 16:40

    Can someone tell me what the fuck this is supposed to be? what the fuck is going on here? I see a fat white guy with a hired prostitute walking on the beach? who the fuck are they?

  2. Watt 12/28/2009 16:40

    Hey deebs finally made the front page

  3. DarkCherry 12/28/2009 16:44

    OMG World’s strictest parents is an AWESOME show. parents putting other people’s bratty little kids in their places. this one guy is making them do push ups when they talk back and act up.

    and good Lord Brett! put a fucking shirt on. i don’t care how much money you have, even just visualizing what those flabby man boobs would look like bouncing around more than mine during a vigorous round … ugh i just threw up a little.

  4. SsnakeOil 12/28/2009 16:46

    Thanks, Bren, that’s great, just great. What else ya got? Any Chris Farley nudes?

  5. Watt 12/28/2009 16:49

    Anyone else really fucking love orange soda?

    I sure do. I could drink gallons of this shit.

  6. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 12/28/2009 16:49

    DC, you do understand that “OMG” is reserved for 15 year old middle school girls who are txting their friends about the cute boy in class right?

  7. pepper 12/28/2009 16:50

    I thought the pictures were of Brend*n and his asian slut?

  8. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 12/28/2009 16:50

    Watt, Orange and Grape is NS. What’s your take on “Red Drink”?

  9. Watt 12/28/2009 16:51

    DDM I’m the cute boy in class.

  10. DarkCherry 12/28/2009 16:52

    watt - the kind from Mc D’s??? the best.

    DDMcg - i’m young at heart.

  11. Watt 12/28/2009 16:52

    Strawberry soda? Not my favorite. Grape isn’t much higher for me. But orange soda oh man.

  12. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 12/28/2009 16:52

    Who the fuck is paying this site to post about this guy? he must have some new project out that needs some internet chatter. I looked over his work portfolio and this guy makes some seriously horrible films and tv shows.

  13. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 12/28/2009 16:54

    no i mean “Red Drink”. I think it’s fruit punch, but the ninja’s refer to it as “Red Drink”.

  14. Watt 12/28/2009 16:55

    Wendys actually. 2 hour flight delay I needed to eat something.

  15. Watt 12/28/2009 16:56

    Oh. Hawiian punch.

    Its okay. Its no orange drank.

  16. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 12/28/2009 16:57

    nah man, Hawaiian punch is Hawaiian punch. Im talkin bout “Red Drink”. Dammit where is lefty when you need him…

  17. Rokan 12/28/2009 17:02

    I don’t know who this is.

    He looks like he has worms.

  18. Watt 12/28/2009 17:02

    cant say i’ve ever had it.

  19. SCUM 12/28/2009 17:02

    Why is that asian boy wearing a bikini?

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