12.21.2009 Tamara Mellon is topless, rich

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Judging ‘Project Runway’ must be tough because Tamara Mellon, the founder and CEO of Jimmy Choo shoes, looked way better when she was in St. Barts with some topless girl just 8 months ago (here). Tamara got topless this time too (here), but I didn’t see her lady friend. That’s the bad news.  The good news is that one of these pictures is also a treasure map, and on the trees behind Tamara you can see markers that lead to Blackbeards Gold. The other bad news is you have to do a bunch of reading to figure out the clues.  What am I, a doctor? 

(source = fame pictures and splash news online)


(118) Comments

  1. SCUM 12/21/2009 15:49

    Boobies make my balls tingle.

  2. Watt 12/21/2009 15:52

    Tittays!

  3. Rokan 12/21/2009 15:53

    Does she have a rash?

  4. SCUM 12/21/2009 15:53

    I like nocturnal emissions.

  5. entropissed 12/21/2009 15:55

    Hubba hub hub time to tug on my chub

  6. dirtydiane 12/21/2009 15:57

    DonutDiane indeed is scarce these days.

    DC-That was a fat bitch if ever I’ve seen one. And you should rethink your definition of cheating, I think your Audi heir might have different thoughts on the subject than you do.

  7. whatizdat 12/21/2009 15:58

    Pic # 19
    someone going vampire on her titty?

  8. Rokan 12/21/2009 15:59

    The human head weighs 8 pounds.

  9. pepper 12/21/2009 16:00

    It’s nice to see that Brend*n is thinking of Zombie.. ..
    Z you enjoying the pics of the girl in the pink hat?

  10. SsnakeOil 12/21/2009 16:00

    Shark bite.

  11. SsnakeOil 12/21/2009 16:00

    DD, I know you can’t talk about the top-secret job or you’d have to kill us, but did you have to move, or are you just traveling a lot?

  12. pookster 12/21/2009 16:01

    that’s not DD…i’ve hacked her account now.

  13. Rokan 12/21/2009 16:01

    Pepper,

    I thought that’s the girls we were talking about anyway.

    The mom is too old.

  14. Rokan 12/21/2009 16:06

    So are we done talking about Britney Murphy?

  15. SuperB 12/21/2009 16:08

    facepalm

  16. pookster 12/21/2009 16:11

    I hope her other passwords are different….

  17. Rokan 12/21/2009 16:13

    Ma-Nom-A-Na.

    Pa-pee-pa-pee-pee.

    Ma-Nom-A-Na.

    Pa-pee-pee-pee

    Ma-Nom-A-Na.

    Pa-pee-pa-pee-pee . . . Pa-pee-pee . . . Pa-pee-pee-pa-pee-pee-pee-pee-pee-pee-pee-pee-pee.

    EVERYBODY!!!!!

  18. tblaney6591 12/21/2009 16:14

    Bitch has kind of a wonky fug figure if you ask me.

    http://wtcctr.blogspot.com

  19. SuperB 12/21/2009 16:22

    well if its gonna be that kindas party imma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

  20. Watt 12/21/2009 16:23

    Your strap on B?

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