tiger had sex with a porn star

By brendon December 07, 2009 @ 3:44 PM

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The Tiger Woods sex scandal has been amazing for the sheer numbers so far if nothing else, but there hasn’t really been anything pornographic about it yet. Thankfully the Daily Mail stepped right up and took care of that.

Other reports linked Woods to 36-year-old blond porn star Holly Sampson. Britain’s Daily Mail reported that the Los Angeles hottie – star of such recent adult films as “OMG, Stop Tickling Me” and “Flying Solo 2″ – is “not denying she bedded Tiger.” “She has no comment on the matter,” Sampson’s Denver-based lawyer Andrew Contiguglia told the New York Daily News. If true, Sampson would be lucky No. 7 on the list of purported Woods’ bedmates

Oh yeah were up to 7 now (*). Number 6 is named Mindy.

he also hooked up with an Orlando waitress, Mindy Lawton, in a church parking lot and even his home while his then-pregnant wife was out of town. She told London’s News of the World that he “wanted to spank me and loved pulling my hair as we had sex.”

At this point it’s hard not to notice that all these women are white. I don’t know what that means but I think it’s racist. Tiger seems boring as hell, so these girls must have had sex with him because he’s rich and they wanted money or because he’s black and they wanted to piss off their family. I don’t know if that’s true or not but it sounds like something white girls would do.

(*) WHORE TALLY UPDATE – Us magazine now says Tiger was having sex with “at least 9 women”

wwtdd

(78) Comments

  1. RedRage 12/07/2009 15:46

    I think I’m the only person didn’t have sex with.

  2. RedRage 12/07/2009 15:46

    Jesus……. * Tiger.

  3. Zombie 12/07/2009 15:47

    I wonder how many whores he fisted with those Hulk hands.

  4. oy 12/07/2009 15:47

    yah right! bitches coming out of the woodwork for their piece of the tiger fame

  5. Thundercunt 12/07/2009 15:50

    This whole mess of a story would get funnier if Tiger released a statement saying he dun got the AIDS, and therefore all these whores dun got the AIDS now, too.
    He’d be the Magic Johnson of golf!

  6. Thundercunt 12/07/2009 15:51

    Amazing photoshopping on this one, btw. Fucking priceless.

  7. oy 12/07/2009 15:52

    if they line up 1/2 of the black dudes that this chick was with, and ask her to pull tiger from that lineup, she couldnt do it…..fuckin’ pathetic! altough i do love me some porn, i don’t get why chicks do it….cannt be that much money in it and you’re fucked for life after that…what’s the thought process when it happens!?

  8. oy 12/07/2009 15:53

    oh something completely different – last night’s dexter was the shit!

  9. RedRage 12/07/2009 15:53

    Someone should mail the banner pick to Elin addressed as a Christmas card from her parents.

  10. Zombie 12/07/2009 15:55

    Z: Way to make being a Pedo fun again, and way to slide by with a win yesterday.

    .

    I’m willing to bet the farm that yesterday’s game was the last one the Panthers win this season. Next up – the Patriots… followed by the Vikings, Giants, and Saints. Ah well, hopefully next season we’ll be back with this guy in our corner–

    http://tinyurl.com/lpfulj

  11. RobinDoods 12/07/2009 15:56

    He’ll be at the eighteenth hole by Friday.

  12. Tito's Anal Adventures 12/07/2009 15:57

    Spanking and … here it comes … hairpulling. Hot damn! This Tiger guy, he is one twisted devil. What’s next? Bad words?

  13. SomeoneluvsU 12/07/2009 15:58

    Don’t worry Tiger,
    If all your sponsors dump you…

    There will always be Valtrex.

  14. SCUM 12/07/2009 16:01

    If she is number 7 he only has 11 holes left to go.

  15. Observer 12/07/2009 16:03

    Porn “stars” have the nicest living room furniture…..

  16. SsnakeOil 12/07/2009 16:04

    I wonder what this “girl” did with her dick. I picture it in a mason jar in her basement.

  17. SsnakeOil 12/07/2009 16:06

    Actually, the pre-boob job picture is pretty good. Her tits were great before she “improved” them.

  18. SomeoneluvsU 12/07/2009 16:06

    Whore Tally Update
    At some point, it’s going to be quicker to name the whores he hasn’t banged (yet).

  19. Observer 12/07/2009 16:06

    Good call Ssnake Oil…….

  20. dirtysanchez 12/07/2009 16:07

    Yeaaa boiiiiiiiiiii. Playa in da house!!!! mad props dawg

    *sigh*

    something “bad” needs to happen so we all get over this asap. like, Nike dropping him or something. I know they said they wont, etc. But this shit is just going to keep going and going and its annoying now lol

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