The Tiger Woods sex scandal has been amazing for the sheer numbers so far if nothing else, but there hasn’t really been anything pornographic about it yet. Thankfully the Daily Mail stepped right up and took care of that.
Other reports linked Woods to 36-year-old blond porn star Holly Sampson. Britain’s Daily Mail reported that the Los Angeles hottie – star of such recent adult films as “OMG, Stop Tickling Me” and “Flying Solo 2″ – is “not denying she bedded Tiger.” “She has no comment on the matter,” Sampson’s Denver-based lawyer Andrew Contiguglia told the New York Daily News. If true, Sampson would be lucky No. 7 on the list of purported Woods’ bedmates
Oh yeah were up to 7 now (*). Number 6 is named Mindy.
he also hooked up with an Orlando waitress, Mindy Lawton, in a church parking lot and even his home while his then-pregnant wife was out of town. She told London’s News of the World that he “wanted to spank me and loved pulling my hair as we had sex.”
At this point it’s hard not to notice that all these women are white. I don’t know what that means but I think it’s racist. Tiger seems boring as hell, so these girls must have had sex with him because he’s rich and they wanted money or because he’s black and they wanted to piss off their family. I don’t know if that’s true or not but it sounds like something white girls would do.
(*) WHORE TALLY UPDATE – Us magazine now says Tiger was having sex with “at least 9 women”
I think I’m the only person didn’t have sex with.
Jesus……. * Tiger.
I wonder how many whores he fisted with those Hulk hands.
yah right! bitches coming out of the woodwork for their piece of the tiger fame
This whole mess of a story would get funnier if Tiger released a statement saying he dun got the AIDS, and therefore all these whores dun got the AIDS now, too.
He’d be the Magic Johnson of golf!
Amazing photoshopping on this one, btw. Fucking priceless.
if they line up 1/2 of the black dudes that this chick was with, and ask her to pull tiger from that lineup, she couldnt do it…..fuckin’ pathetic! altough i do love me some porn, i don’t get why chicks do it….cannt be that much money in it and you’re fucked for life after that…what’s the thought process when it happens!?
oh something completely different – last night’s dexter was the shit!
Someone should mail the banner pick to Elin addressed as a Christmas card from her parents.
Z: Way to make being a Pedo fun again, and way to slide by with a win yesterday.
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I’m willing to bet the farm that yesterday’s game was the last one the Panthers win this season. Next up – the Patriots… followed by the Vikings, Giants, and Saints. Ah well, hopefully next season we’ll be back with this guy in our corner–
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He’ll be at the eighteenth hole by Friday.
Spanking and … here it comes … hairpulling. Hot damn! This Tiger guy, he is one twisted devil. What’s next? Bad words?
Don’t worry Tiger,
If all your sponsors dump you…
There will always be Valtrex.
If she is number 7 he only has 11 holes left to go.
Porn “stars” have the nicest living room furniture…..
I wonder what this “girl” did with her dick. I picture it in a mason jar in her basement.
Actually, the pre-boob job picture is pretty good. Her tits were great before she “improved” them.
Whore Tally Update
At some point, it’s going to be quicker to name the whores he hasn’t banged (yet).
Good call Ssnake Oil…….
Yeaaa boiiiiiiiiiii. Playa in da house!!!! mad props dawg
*sigh*
something “bad” needs to happen so we all get over this asap. like, Nike dropping him or something. I know they said they wont, etc. But this shit is just going to keep going and going and its annoying now lol