tiger woods may have secret kids and a sex tape

Last week the National Enquirer broke the story that Tiger Woods was cheating on his wife which began the sex scandal that has dominated headlines ever since.  So it can’t be good when they’re the ones saying that the worst has yet to come.

A disgraced Tiger Woods is terrified that he fathered love children with his mistresses! And his many liaisons may have been caught on tape!
Woods had wild unprotected sex with a string of mistresses. “There is definitely more than one woman out there who could come forward to say she had his babies.”
To make matters even worse, (he) is reportedly worried that a lurid sex tape could appear.
(A number) of women have been identified as his lovers.
Among the places they claim to have had sex with the sports superstar are his Florida mansion and a series of hotels – all places that have security cameras.

I guess in hindsight that was all just random conjecture, wasn’t it? While it’s true that hotels do have security cameras, they rarely have them in the bedrooms or above the shower with the guest. So that leaves only the main hotel, and it seems like if Tiger was jacking off on a girl while she got on her knees at the front desk or on the diving board, we would have heard about it by now.

(story source = the enquirer.  image source for pix of tiger whore jamie grubbs yesterday in LA = splash news online)