Tiger Woods reportedly agreed to give up golf to prove himself to his wife Elin Nordegren, but he agreed to stop nailing other women when he got married too, so, you know. Tiger takes vows like this as more of a guide than anything else. Us magazine says…
(A neighbor said Tiger) has been spotted “coming by in the early evenings only for their counseling and therapy.”
After those grueling sessions — which a source describes as the golfer “just apologizing over and over again” — Woods heads to a nearby course to hit golf balls “to clear his head,” another local says. “He goes after dark so he can’t be seen. For him, what’s more therapeutic than hitting golf balls, the thing he’s best at in the whole world?”
What’s more therapeutic than Tiger reliving segregation and sneaking onto a golf course in the dark? Tons of things actually. Number one would be having some blond 20-year-old D-cup stranger with her hand down your pants. That sounds relaxing as hell. If I were Tiger I would just go back to that. Then he wouldn’t be knocked unconscious after whacking a golf ball off a brick wall because he thought he was facing the other direction.
big fucking deal…..I play with my balls at night ….and..sometimes at work….
pepper make the black man go away please
At this point if I were him I’d openly play with my balls on the roof of my house. Shit, he’s already getting drug through it by his wife.
Besides, she’ll probably take him for everything. He may as well play with the last thing he’ll have left.
Who’s got two thumbs and called a minimum of 2 he-who-shall-not-be-named posts?
This guy!
http://www.masonicinfo.com/images/BeatDeadHorse.gif
So the guy blows off steam
::yawn::
Ty Webb: Let me tell you a little story? I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer, could have gone pro, all he needed was a little time and practice. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years, did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out… You know what for? He was night putting, just putting at night with the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean… You know who that guy was Danny?
Danny Noonan: No.
Ty Webb: Take one good guess.
Danny Noonan: Bob Hope?
Ty Webb: Ha ha… No, that guy was Mitch Comstein, my roommate. He was a good guy.
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Sweet! Disappearing posts! Docs back moderating!
Ladies do love the long ball.
Ladies do love the long ball.
So when did WWTDD become a place to post underage porn?
Pepperphile, didn’t you start that trend?
Scum, you have the wrong guy…. should you not be selling wine?
any good bottles you can recommend?
I want to be a sailor.
I play by myself every night. What that game is, I do not yet know for sure. All I know is that involves barb wire, unicorn milk, and a cherry tootsie roll.
Because I care….Observer…for you…….
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Tito’s..
…Barnacle Bill?
Pepper……
…you are the finest poster on all the Inter-webs……
I love “clams” washed clean by the Earth’s salty seas….
…and I love the smell of coconut oil or vanilla wafting off a well-oiled boob rack in the sumer-time…….
(…..though I bet I could handle the same in the WINTER…. if I ever go to Australia…)
Tiger Woods can eat my shit.