Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren were married on October 5, 2004, which is relevant because forums on the golf website 4gea.com have a post written on August 31, 2005, and according to that Tiger was cheating on his wife less than a year into his marriage.
Okay, let me preface this by saying that I have no proof of what I am about to say. Therefore I cannot guarantee the accuracy of these claims. I am simply going to relay a story that was told to me last night.
My buddy’s girlfriend told me that her best friend just had an affair with Tiger this past weekend in Las Vegas. She was in the VIP section of Light ( a very exclusive club inside the Bellagio) when one of Tiger’s bodyguards asked her to come meet Tiger. She went over and sat with him, had a few drinks, then left through the back door. Got in Tiger’s limo, and he took her back to his exclusive room behind the MGM Grand.
Now I do know this girl and she is very attractive but not quite on the same level as Elin :-) I do not like spreading rumors like this but I’m fascinated by this story for some reason. I would never think of Tiger as the cheating type, especially since he is still a newlywed. She is a nice, normal girl from what I can tell and this is a pretty outlandish story to make up out of the clear blue sky.
Being famous must be awesome. Tiger is a damn nerd. If he weren’t rich, he would have to see a girl he likes then break into her house when she’s gone and find out what kind of things she likes and dislikes and then set up a bunch of amazing coincidences. Another good tip is to try and get them on a boat for some reason.
Tiger is a true moron
At least he didnt cro-bar “Opie and Anthony” into this story!
Well getting better only 3 out of 6 stories today.
This is soooooooo fucking boring!
Of course he was cheating the whole time.
You can’t fit that kins of action into a weekend for fuck’s sake!
That’s not what Rusty told us, Rokan.
Blah, blah, blah, Tiger banged some ho’s blah, blah, blah, now the ho’s are all pissed at the other ho’s blah, blah, blah. Fu*king boring!!!1
Ya know, sbuck, if you repeat the complaint as often as Bren repeats the story, it’s not irony. It’s just…. boring.
Rusty is a damn liar!!
He told me that girls was a virgin too.
What kind of virgin has stretch marks, Ssnake?
I’ve never seen a girl who didn’t have stretch marks somewhere. It’s when they’re in her cheeks that you start to worry…..
Its my own fault, Ssnake.
Her two kids should have been a tip off.
I guess I missed all the cues.
Well, I’ve got snow to shovel. I hate when it snows, then rains, then goes down into the teens so you have to get every last flake off the driveway before it freezes and the paperboy breaks his coccyx and sues the pants off you and you have to live in a box under a Thruway overpass.
Or something.
Donkeys have stretch marks, how drunk were you?
.I just spent an hour clearing the snow from my driveway…I need a drink!
looks like I’m too late for the party.
Pepper,
I don;t have to shovel snow at my apartment, but there will be a shit-load waiting for me when I get home on Friday/
And Pepper, change your avi for fuck’s sake. You’ve got guys like Tricky Dick thinking this is a gay site.
Ssnake is correct, I had to do it now. It rained a little after the 6 inches of snow. Tomorrow is going to fucking cold. I don’t want Ice.
Can’t you pay your ex to do it for you? That shit is going to be hard as a rock by Friday.
But, but I hate the Junkees!!!!
Baseball season is over, Secret Squirrel. You can hate them again in April.
Pepper, my ex has her own driveway to worry about. I will have to call someone to plow it. That’s as good as its going to get. I’ll see the pavement again next Spring.
where do you live?
Detroit?