12.14.2009 which one is lindsay?

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When the BBC decided to do a documentary on child trafficking in India, they naturally called Lindsay Lohan. She would be the ideal host because she can’t form a sentence, doesn’t know anything about India or child trafficking, will probably get lost or high or high and then lost, and she has a long history of taking credit for things she didn’t do.

Guess how the trip is going so far. The Telegraph UK says…

An Indian charity has accused Lindsay Lohan of claiming to have helped to rescue 40 child labourers in New Delhi when she was not actually in the country.
In a series of posts on Twitter, Lohan, who has undergone treatment for alcohol abuse, appeared to boast of her role in the rescue and suggested that it had changed her life.
“Over *40 children saved* so far…… Within one day’s work…… This is what life is about….. Doing THIS is a life worth living!!!” she said. She later added: “Focusing on celebrities and lies is so disconcerting, when we can be changing the world one child at a time…. hope everyone can see that.”
But according to the charity which organised the raid, neither Lohan nor the BBC, were present (during the raid).

But she is helping though, right?

Her comments caused a stir in India and anger among those who led the raid.
A leading social activist and lawyer accused Lohan of portraying dangerous child rescue operations as superficial events, which could be carried out in a day by passing celebrities.
“She was not even in the country when this raid happened.”
Ruchira Gupta, an anti-trafficking campaigner, said: “If celebrities do it to get publicity then they are trivialising child-trafficking.”

But at least she’s not just hiding in some fabulous hotel room. She’s even wearing a bindi or tilaka on her forehead. A tilaka is religious in nature, associated with Hinduism, meditation and spiritual enlightenment. A bindi is more ornamental these days, but at one point they were used to tell you about the person. They signify age, marital status, religious background or ethnic affiliation status, just like how stickers on bananas tell you if they’re fresh, where they come from and the price. Bindis essentially were used to signify social status. In America we do that with gold teef.

(image source = fame pictures)


(25) Comments

  1. The Dark One 12/14/2009 13:15

    Is that a dot on her head? …Who married that?!

  2. Tito's Anal Adventures 12/14/2009 13:16

    Those are some sexy photos.

  3. The_Greek_God_TesticIees 12/14/2009 13:17

    I think that is a herpes lesion… not a dot.

  4. Tom Foolery 12/14/2009 13:19

    Hopefully its the laser from a sniper rifle pointing at her dome

  5. The_Greek_God_TesticIees 12/14/2009 13:19

    Also Child Trafficking… they should not be able to drive till they are 16 anyways. They need tougher laws.

  6. DB's Treasure 12/14/2009 13:19

    Is Shrek trying to blend in with the asian crowd?
    http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/12/which-one-is-lindsay/fp_4190513_barm_lohan_lindsay_excl_121109/

  7. The_Greek_God_TesticIees 12/14/2009 13:25

    I bet Lindsey smells like the inside of an Indian restaurant at all times

  8. Rokan 12/14/2009 13:35

    I smell bacon.

  9. dirtysanchez 12/14/2009 13:37

    stupid whore

    maybe she’ll get trafficked while shes out there, or actuslly get lost and not come back to bug us hahaha. one can only hope lulz

  10. DB's Treasure 12/14/2009 13:48

    Damn it’s slow in here.

  11. Watt 12/14/2009 13:49

    If they want to talk about child trafficking…

    Talk to Madonna.

  12. RedRage 12/14/2009 13:49

    Out of all those ass washing with a cup, Ganges water drinking and bathing kidney selling human stink bombs, I’m betting Lindsay has the sourest growler.

  13. RedRage 12/14/2009 13:53

    DB, don’t go jumping off any tall buildings but, the Leafs are now tied with your Flyers!

  14. Watt 12/14/2009 13:53

    I like Glenn Beck’s opinion of the Ganges river. It sounds like a terrible disease

    “I’m sorry sir, you have Ganges”

  15. Slaappy 12/14/2009 13:54

    She reminds me of the Detroit Lions, FAIL at everything

  16. pepper 12/14/2009 13:56

    Is it slow here?

  17. Watt 12/14/2009 13:56

    Lions are last year.

    The Rams are the new bad.

  18. whatizdat 12/14/2009 13:57

    RR the Isles lost to both the Leafs and Flyers last week. Now the Giants last nite, that sucks big sour Lilo growler

  19. wwjdd 12/14/2009 13:58

    Coke.

  20. RedRage 12/14/2009 13:59

    I get freaked out touching the doorknob to a public washroom and these brown bastards drink and bath in the same water they toss their dead relatives in. I can smell it from here. No fucking thanks! I’d rather eat Doc’s knot than go to India.

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