The new Victorias Secret commercial directed by Michael Bay has finally arrived (see it here), and it’s very much like a regular Victorias Secret commercial, except more Michael Bay-ey. Get out your checklist:
- Shot of a character very far away, walking toward the camera but blurred as heat rises up from the road? Damn right.
- Hero shot from below, framing the character with a blue sky behind them? You know it!
- Incoherent action? From start to finish my friends.
- Thoughtful characters? Not a one.
- Explosions? Why wouldn’t there be!
There’s no sassy black character who’s had it with all your motherfuckin bullshit or an elderly Asian character who has no reaction to the insane action going on just a few feet behind him, but why would Bay give that away for free when people will pay 12 dollars for it.
Weiner.
Balls
3-way
cock block!
Foreskin
Gad damnit Red rage,
That’s ok, with all the extra clicks here no one is going to get too far anymore.
I am so sick of seeing Marisa Miller everywhere.
Biggest overrated model ever.
Ahh,
The Wookie was playing with himself.
What a surprise. Be happy my Angel has chosen to spare you.
Any news on Tiger?
Okay, I do like the girl bent over on the pool table.
Is that ad entirely serious, by the way??
Rem - re the previous… did you see my girl on the Royal Variety show?
http://gagadaily.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=313&pos=1
love it…
Rokan, did you see my warning from last thread?
Rusty,
No,
I’ll go back and look.
Apparently she had to be dissuaded from doing the suicide portion of her act Cali.
Mores the pity
Good advice, Rusty. I thought the peanut butter would tide him over, but I may be getting more than I bargained for.
……nice commercial….
…I am NOW definitely interested in fucking girls who wear underwear-s
what was the warning?
Pepper……
B(est) F(riends) F(orever)……
…I see the phrase a lot on iCarly…
Observer, what is BFF?
Rem - but did you actually watch it?