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NBC - doesn't mind paying Conan O'Brien and his staff between 30 and 40 million as severance because it feels it can make 40M in profit the first year Leno comes back. This despite the fact that Lenos numbers dropped every year since 2005, and NBC only made 25M during his final year as host. It's progressive thinking like this that guided them to a 600M loss this year. That should turn around soon though. In fact just last week they signed a development deal with the agent for Brittany Murphy. She's so hot right now.

SPIDER-MAN 4 - will be directed by Mark Webb. His credits on IMDb look like this:

2009 - '500 Days of Summer' 2005 - 'Jesse McCartney Up Close'
You didn't just black out by the way. He made a documentary about Jesse McCartney 5 years ago and then a movie nobody saw and now 'Spider-Man 4'. Obviously he got the job because it's Spider-Man and his name is "Webb" and Hollywood is run by fucking retards. He better sign his contract fast, before they find a directer named Peter Parker or Steven Spyderman.

CARRIE AMSTUTZ - was on the beach in Miami today, and to be honest I'm not entirely sure who she is, but love is like that sometimes. It's a mystery filled with unexpected twists and surprises. (splash news online)

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