BRAD PITT - now that he may be single again, Jennifer Aniston wants him to know she’ll take him back. But she won’t beg. Unless he wants her too, and then she’ll crawl across the floor on her hands and knees, groveling and pleading as if her very life depended on it. (star)
JAY LENO - told Oprah that he hasn’t spoken to Conan since all the Tonight Show drama began. “I haven’t talked to him through all this … it didn’t seem appropriate … I don’t know. I think it — let things cool down and maybe we’ll talk, you know.” He explained that a face-to-face talk went against his natural sneaky, back-stabbing instincts. Then, while he and Oprah talked, he gave the signal for someone to break into her car. (us.com)
CHARLIE SHEEN - His wife Brooke Mueller, the one he tried to murder on Christmas day, is in rehab for an alleged drug addiction. Let’s just hope her weakness won’t sully his good name. (radar)
SHANELLE - Is there some reason I can’t get hot girls to do this kind of thing for Tyler? If so that reason can suck it because it’s standing between me and my happiness. (foundry music)
LINDSAY LOHAN - The issue of Loaded magazine that she posed for essentially naked is now out (scans here). As much as I’d love to make fun of her, she’s skinny with red hair and huge breasts. Half my hard drive is devoted to those very things. If I act like I wouldn’t have sex with her, it sends a dangerous message to my penis. (loaded)
Not bad.
this would be news , if you had posted this shit two days ago…….
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Zombie, this is for you………
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http://tinyurl.com/yf3bn75
Once I had to paddle he freckled litttl bottom when she swiped my botttll of Pabst
I wont lie, I’d still hit it. But was definitely way hotter back in her “Mean Girls” days :-\
You’re an idiot Pepper. The only girls I ever “cut down” here are the uppity self-absorbed harlots. I never start shit with DirtyDiane, SuperB, Bella, Snatch, and rarely even Cali. Who else is there? Lora? CB007? Please. You act like this place used to be flooded with pussy that you actually had a chance of fucking, then I just came along and messed that up for you and the other pathetic sloths who roam this site praying a female will talk to them. Snap to reality, old man. Maybe if you’d get off the computer every once in a while you might get some real tang instead of having to result to Little Lupe porn and “hey look at me” pics from camera sluts on Durden.
Good night.
Oh no he di’in’t!
::snaps fingers::
Gee zombie..can’t take a joke?…you dish it out all day long…….
.I happen to be in a good relationship with my GF. I don’t need to go out and look for other pussy.
Now calm down boy, no need to get your nose hairs in an uproar…have a drink and go to your local bar and see what you can pick up.
Lohan was hot back in the day. It occurs to me you really shouldn’t even be able to refer to “back in the day” about a chick who’s barely past 25 if she’s past it at all. She just looks kinda nasty now, and not in a good way.
Sure I’d fuck her but I wouldn’t run through the streets high-fiving strangers afterward like I would have, back in the day.
Watt, you can stop cleaning zombies ass, it’s ok…we understand…
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Zombie, you are a child!!!!
I forget who I was pulling for in the Zombie vs Pepper epic. I miss the old days here.
You’d be dumping listerine on your cock Lo.
::cues up The Who::
I hear it cures
::puts in shades::
Gingetvitus
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
In = on
Pepper: can’t you tell mockery? Nevermind…
Watt, you need to wash your nose, ….it’s brown…….
THIS is funnier than the headline items. Maxi Ipad protection.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZggKwMjHEBo
wow, I did not know that today was pointless dribble post day at wwtdd. Brittany, Lohan, 2x Katy Perry posts, and more conan/leno bull shit. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKK YOU! Way to set yourself apart from the rest of the herd NPD.
BigBadDouche, very funny…hey can we all chip in and buy one for Zombie?
Yes but only if we buy the 4G model so Zombie can broadcast his periods.
Is the upgrade extra?