ali larters vagina

That headline is a blatant lie by the way, inspired by internet nerds everywhere who are censoring this picture of Ali Larter. You won’t believe what this slut did, but as she got out of her car last night for a party hosted by Calvin Klein, you could see her underwear. “I just got laid!”, many confused geeks squealed out after seeing the picture.

But it gets even better, because if you attacked the picture with filters and photoshop and then mushed your face into the monitor, you could maybe see what might perhaps have been her vagina. Oh I know right! Of course at this point you’re zoomed in so close you might as well be shrunken down and injected into her bloodstream. It could be her vagina, a lamp, or a backwards witch.

(source = splash news online)