angelina is tearing her family apart (not literally)

Early last week, InTouch magazine claimed Angelina Jolie cheated on Brad Pitt with her dialect coach for the movie ‘Salt’ (which he adamantly denied). A few days later, Us magazine said they were on the verge of a break-up because she hates New Orleans, home of the NFC champion New Orleans Saints. Then over the weekend, a British tabloid claimed Jolie and Pitt were already separated and had even signed paperwork dividing their assets. I can’t tell if you’re getting the point to this post yet, so here’s another example.

BRAD PITT’s brother begged the Hollywood star to leave ANGELINA JOLIE because their family was being torn apart, The Sun can reveal.
The couple have been putting on a united front but a source said: “It’s no secret they have been in a pretty loveless relationship for about a year.
“They barely spend time together and when they do it is very fraught. They want different things from life.
She wants a baby from Syria and now Haiti while he thinks the six kids they have are more than enough.

They looked happy enough on January 6th in New York, but whatever. Syria and Haiti? Jesus Christ can’t she adopt just one kid where she doesn’t need a treasure map to go find it? Where she just fills out some paperwork, in English, in ink and not blood, where she doesn’t have to fight an RV-sized spider or decipher some dusty old book to defeat the “Mummys Kiss”.