01.08.2010 ashley greene really understands advertising

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I hope this won’t seem as if I’m trying to objectify her, but as I was cropping these pictures of Ashley Green naked except for body paint in an ad for Sobe, when I went to censor images of her breasts, I accidentally made closeups of her breasts. And then I accidentally saved them. Then I accidentally uploaded them. I’m quite the butterfingers.


(50) Comments

  1. SuperB 01/08/2010 14:49

    nice…uh…paint

  2. whatizdat 01/08/2010 14:50

    Miles and miles of ribbons on this one

  3. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 01/08/2010 14:51

    If I buy some Sobe do I get to bang her? That’s really the only way I would drink that shit.

  4. Zombie 01/08/2010 14:53

    I would nut deep in this chick and pray she got pregnant. That’s right, Z-Fed motherfucker.

  5. pepper 01/08/2010 14:53

    why would they draw fish scales?
    that pussy can’t be that bad?

  6. Watt 01/08/2010 14:56

    Sobes mascot is a lizard or something.

    And this goes in the spank bank >)

  7. whatizdat 01/08/2010 14:58

    The sobe bottle has that pattern Pepper

  8. Rusty Sanchez 01/08/2010 14:58

    I have no question that nothing is off limits with this chick. Love that in a girl.

  9. entropissed 01/08/2010 14:59

    She’s like a less hot version of the dumb chick Charlie slept with and Alan married on Two and a Half Men. Which is still waaaaaaay better than 95% of the poon out there.

  10. DB's Treasure 01/08/2010 14:59

    RedRage, I wish I was somewhere close to your veggie fuckin coworker cause I’m squeezing out mustard gas that could put a bull elephant into submission.

  11. Watt 01/08/2010 15:00

    I’m still shocked the roasted playboy model isn’t up here yet.

    Not that I’m complaining…

  12. meatbydapound 01/08/2010 15:00

    I should be able to trade my Sobe points for a pair of her soiled pantyloons that I can use as a gag on myself.

  13. pepper 01/08/2010 15:01

    Ashley toe
    .
    http://tinyurl.com/yexjrxt

  14. DB's Treasure 01/08/2010 15:01

    Watt, do you have a link to this story you’re talking about?

  15. Death to Finkle! 01/08/2010 15:01

    want smash

  16. Tito's Anal Adventures 01/08/2010 15:03

    Thank you, but no thank you.
    Gimme Eva Green and I’m happy. But this chick…???

  17. RedRage 01/08/2010 15:04

    DB, wet rag him! how’s the ventilation in your office? Is you avi a pushing or smelling shot?

  18. D. Znuts 01/08/2010 15:04

    Soooooooooo hot… want to touch the heiny.

    I was sort of ambiguous to this broad until I saw the naked pics. Great body, nice bare cooch, and well… naked pics right… can’t complain about that.

  19. Zombie 01/08/2010 15:05

    Wikipedia says:

    Ashley Greene, born February 21, 1987 in Jacksonville FL, is an American film and television actress who enjoys painting her naked body and deep anal penetration on Fridays.

  20. Death to Finkle! 01/08/2010 15:07

    I’d paint her naked body. I’ve got this neat faux finishing technique where I dip my testicles in paint…

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