01.14.2010 beyonce will do anything for money

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Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi has financed and run terrorist attacks that have killed countless thousands over the years, including the 1972 attack on the Munich Olympics (11 Israeli athletes kidnapped and murdered), Pan Am flight 103 over Lockerbee Scotland (270 dead) and UTA flight 772 in Africa (170 dead). If you spoke out against him, he might invoke his, “right to liquidate any opponent to the revolution, in or out of the country”, and assemble a hit squad to hunt down and execute you no matter where you live, like he did when he ordered the murder of 5 Libyans in Italy.

But, whatever, all that shit is depressing. Me and Beyonce just wanna dance!

Beyoncé appears unable to say no to any gig - even when the host is the leering son of a Middle-Eastern despot - if a reputed $2m is on the table.
And so the stunning chart-topper found herself performing hits in a leotard on a tiny stage in tacky surroundings on New Year’s Eve in the Caribbean island of St Barts.
In pictures she can be seen strutting and kneeling before Muatsim Gaddafi.
Muatsim, the third son of the Libyan leader Muammar-al Gaddafi, couldn’t take his eyes off the Crazy In Love star as she gyrated and sang in front of him.

According to Forbes, she and Jay Z made $122 million last year. Without that show it would have been 120 million, so apparently she just did it to tell the world to go fuck itself. Maybe she can use that 2 million to round up and eat the last few pandas, or fill an oil tanker with ink and dump it into the ocean.


(16) Comments

  1. oy 01/14/2010 17:39

    that doesnt seem like her

  2. TLS 01/14/2010 17:39

    <– Tits

  3. SCUM 01/14/2010 17:39

    How much would it cost for her to become a martyr?

  4. pepper 01/14/2010 17:42

    just imagine what she looks like once she removes those steel pantyhose…………there is not one picture out there where she is not wearing those things………..I say fuck this ninja……..

  5. cmb224 01/14/2010 17:53

    She is easily one of the most low down disgusting gimps crawling around showbiz. She knifed her own cousin in the back to go solo, has sycophant for a mother, a loon for a father, and half the field for the Kentucky Derby glued to that head of hers…..biotch!

  6. unclerico 01/14/2010 18:06

    The Libyans also tried to kill Doc Brown so fuck them!!!!

  7. Winehouse™ Blood Slushies 01/14/2010 18:42

    The Libyans were not responsible for the Lockerbie bombing. They were fitted up with false evidence, and not very much of it either. It was done by either Israel or Syria, there is evidence for both.

    This is why Al-Megrahi was returned home against major public outcry last year; his appeal was due and evidence his people had to submit was going to be extremely and publicly troubling for America, the UK and the official story generally. So the line of least resistance, especially considering he was dying anyway, was to release him first and avoid the appeal.

  8. Demon Spawn 01/14/2010 19:57

    Bitches love money. This is not news.

  9. dirtysanchez 01/14/2010 20:56

    overrated!
    amiright?!

  10. Admiral 01/14/2010 23:47

    Yeah, this was on the news a couple weeks ago. I think Fox News was the only one to run the story.

  11. Naddz Dangle 01/15/2010 00:27

    Completly, 100%, without any doubt OVERRATED!!!

    Disappear Beyonce, please?

  12. The Drizzle 01/15/2010 04:00

    I love that how no matter what the topic, if you point out a crime committed by muslim or arab countries, some cocksucker shows up and says ” Israel REALLY did it!”. Fuck off you anti semitic child molesters. It’s not like we need any more evidence that arabs and muslims are crazy, throwback shitstains.

  13. Porchmonkey4life 01/15/2010 11:52

    The Drizzle works for the Mossad!! It’s a trap!!

  14. BALLSY 01/15/2010 13:47

    $2 mill I woulda sucked his dick !

  15. Komodo 01/15/2010 14:18

    Prostitution whore!!!!!!!

  16. ChatBrize Gossip Forum 04/23/2010 02:56

    [...] Ok, really? How much money does one person need? Apparently Beyonce needs a lot: Check out this story from What would Tyler Durden Do? [...]

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