01.27.2010 britney has solved the haiti crisis

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The United States now has 20,000 troops in Haiti to distribute food, water and medical supplies to those effected by the earthquake, but there’s still a need for more of basically everything. Except for a silver Versace dress. They’re good on those.

BRITNEY SPEARS has agreed to donate her favourite dress to raise funds for the relief effort in earthquake-ravaged Haiti.
The frock she’s parting with is the silver Versace gown she wore for her high-profile comeback appearance at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards.

Donating a used dress that you’ll never wear again and didn’t pay for in the first place may not seem like the most amazing act of generosity, but keep in mind that Britney probably doesn’t even know what Haiti is. She probably thinks the dress is going to Pandora. “I saw on the TV, the tree where they lived, they lived in this big tree and it was on fire, and then it fell down, and the people they was all blue. I guess cuz they was sad about the tree.”


(72) Comments

  1. SCUM 01/27/2010 13:21

    I am donating my cock to charity.

  2. SCUM 01/27/2010 13:22

    Is a jack off a write off?

  3. pepper 01/27/2010 13:23

    .

  4. SCUM 01/27/2010 13:23

    Aren’t Haitians zombies anyways.

  5. SCUM 01/27/2010 13:24

    “When there is no more room in hell the dead will walk the earth”

  6. pepper 01/27/2010 13:24

    ..

  7. pepper 01/27/2010 13:25

    . . .

  8. SCUM 01/27/2010 13:27

    VIII

  9. SCUM 01/27/2010 13:27

    Nein

  10. SCUM 01/27/2010 13:28

    Bo Derek

  11. SCUM 01/27/2010 13:28

    Oceans

  12. SCUM 01/27/2010 13:28

    12 pack

  13. SCUM 01/27/2010 13:29

    The Lucky 13 is a good bar

  14. Watt 01/27/2010 13:29

    I have a crisis in my pants she can solve

  15. SCUM 01/27/2010 13:30

    15, Tracy Lords started her career at 15

  16. pepper 01/27/2010 13:30

    Can she donate KFEd to Haiti?
    The size he is today , he would feed a family for one month.
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    http://tinyurl.com/y9a79l8

  17. SCUM 01/27/2010 13:31

    It’s that time of the month, I need an IPad

  18. Alien Assassin 01/27/2010 13:32

    why does this 1 kid have 11 of the 16 comments

  19. Death to Finkle! 01/27/2010 13:33

    SCUM = a kid???

    LOL

  20. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/27/2010 13:33

    SCUM, you better slow down there with the posts, I don’t think Z will approve.

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