britney has solved the haiti crisis

The United States now has 20,000 troops in Haiti to distribute food, water and medical supplies to those effected by the earthquake, but there’s still a need for more of basically everything. Except for a silver Versace dress. They’re good on those.

BRITNEY SPEARS has agreed to donate her favourite dress to raise funds for the relief effort in earthquake-ravaged Haiti.
The frock she’s parting with is the silver Versace gown she wore for her high-profile comeback appearance at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards.

Donating a used dress that you’ll never wear again and didn’t pay for in the first place may not seem like the most amazing act of generosity, but keep in mind that Britney probably doesn’t even know what Haiti is. She probably thinks the dress is going to Pandora. “I saw on the TV, the tree where they lived, they lived in this big tree and it was on fire, and then it fell down, and the people they was all blue. I guess cuz they was sad about the tree.”