doutzen kroes is getting away

By brendon January 28, 2010 @ 2:25 PM


Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes was still on St Barths earlier today, although she may be gone by now. People need to keep in mind that most models are tall and in good shape, so it was silly to think a simple concrete wall was gonna keep her from escaping. That’s why my compound is surrounded by a moat filled with crocodiles. Another simple solution is to keep them on a train that never stops.

(source = splash news online)

(47) Comments

  1. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/28/2010 14:26

    is it de ja vu day here today?

  2. avatar
    pepper 01/28/2010 14:30

    it’s de ja vu day here all over again

  3. avatar
    DB's Treasure 01/28/2010 14:31

    I’d let this hottie shit in my lap.

  4. avatar
    pepper 01/28/2010 14:37

    DB’s dream date………..

  5. avatar
    SCUM 01/28/2010 14:39

    Who are the three people that died today DB?

  6. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 01/28/2010 14:43

    I’m sure she has been part of some “trains that never stop” in her life.

  7. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/28/2010 14:45

    Tangina died. who will save Caro-lann in the poltergeist remake?

  8. avatar
    whatizdat 01/28/2010 14:46

    Christ Pepper at lunch?

  9. avatar
    pepper 01/28/2010 14:51

    DB asked for a hottie to shit on him……
    Lunch time already ?

  10. avatar
    Just the Tip 01/28/2010 14:52

    Was this bitch in Penthouse?

    I’d recognize that Key Necklace anywhere!

  11. avatar
    Rusty Sanchez 01/28/2010 14:53

    Jesus, this place has less action than a Lifetime movie of the week. Where’d everybody go?

  12. avatar
    pepper 01/28/2010 14:54

    R.I.P., J.D.Salinger…
    …he wrote my favorite……..

  13. avatar
    whatizdat 01/28/2010 14:56

    DB new Kim K pic ::drool::

  14. avatar
    RedRage 01/28/2010 14:57

    Catch her in the hair pie.

  15. avatar
    Rusty Sanchez 01/28/2010 15:02

    Snatch hair needs a dye

  16. avatar
    ohmwrecker 01/28/2010 15:02

    Doutzen Kroes sounds like a Swedish death metal band.

  17. avatar
    Watt 01/28/2010 15:02

    Every angsty teenager loved that book

  18. avatar
    Just the Tip 01/28/2010 15:03

    She’s sure going through a lotta effort… why doesn’t she just pee in the water?

  19. avatar
    Just the Tip 01/28/2010 15:05

    I can’t even pronounce her name…

    Fortunately, society has blessed us with a handy option for all women:


  20. avatar
    Just the Tip 01/28/2010 15:06

    ::dodges purses. cell phones, keys, and SuperB’s shoulder pads::

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