Not only is Tiger Woods going to lose hundreds of millions of dollars in a divorce settlement, he’s losing tens of millions more as sponsors continue to drop him. Gillette, Tag Heuer, Gatorade, Accenture and AT&T have already booted him out, and today General Motors did the same. E! online says…
GM’s official endorsement contract with Woods actually ended in 2008, but they kept the driving deal going. That is, until Dec. 31, 2009. (They claim) the deal’s end date was settled upon before the fateful Thanksgiving crash.
Tiger can still shave, tell time, be thirsty, invest and make phone calls, so none of those companies should have dropped him, but GM did the right thing. Tiger drove his Escalade like 30 feet, couldn’t steer around three objects permanently bolted to the ground and when he came to a stop 4 seconds later, his car looked like it landed there after getting thrown out of a plane. After that he was taken to the hospital in an ambulance. That piece of shit couldn’t be any more dangerous unless they replaced the airbag with a big spike.
So did his wife, twice.
Fore!
God I miss Liho, Britt Britt, Amy and Miley.
fuck all that. time for him to just start winning majors again. then we’ll see who wants a piece of him
maybe i’ll sponsor him. he can wear a picture of my face around and then I can make lots of money for being awesome
Wonder what the total fallout is going to be from this. I hope this guy doesn’t end up like MC Hammer. Maybe he should find some new sponsors like Trojan, AstroGlide, Verizon (those dirty text messages?).
what a black guy had his car repo’d? crazy, never heard of such a thing
Accenture is a consulting company not and investment company.
I hear that KFC, Olde English and Check Into Cash a looking to pick Tiger up.
GM should drop GM.
Some half wit GM Engineer really likes those Rim’s. Out comes Photoshop to copy and pastes them on next years 2011 Aveo
Check Into Cash! Check Into Cash!
GM dropped a BM. BM because he’s black, get it? Never mind.
Last night I slipped and fell on some ice and lost 20 bucks out of my pocket…
musta been black ice
Well shit, since us taxpayers own GM, that means we don’t own Tiger anymore. That sucks. Who can we buy now?
What’s Check Into Cash?
::dumbfounded look into camera::
We should buy the Dog Whisperer, Sensei. The strength of his powers are still unknown.
I think we should each be provided that sex robot.
I hope that doll can walk herself to the toilet after to fart out my load. I would hate for her to leak on my black sheets while we cuddle.
Sensei’s current beverage = spit out on floor.
Well done.