The big Haiti telethon is tomorrow night, to be aired live on dozens of stations with sexy Hollywood stars staffing the phones, and not only did George Clooney organize much of it, now he’s set the bar with a 1 million dollar donation. E! online says…
He’s not the first—and we hope won’t be the last—but the consummate movie star is the latest to make a $1 million donation to the Haiti relief efforts.
He joins the rarified world of Sandra Bullock, Gisele Bündchen and Brangelina in making the milestone personal donation, which, as it happens, is his second seven-figure offering in as many weeks.
OK I know I just asked this same thing, but what’s the deal with this. Look, I don’t even really know where Haiti is, I have no animosity towards them. I hope the telethon is a big hit, I hope people give, I hope Haiti gets back on their feet, but what’s the deal here. Are they trying to fix it like it was before, or does Haiti need a whole new country? Because even before the quake the buildings and roads look like Earth on that ‘Life After People’ show, except Haiti has people. What have they been doing for 300 years? How do we know what buildings to fix? How do we know which ones were broken by the earthquake and what ones were already fucked up? I’m not so sure you should get a new building just because you broke the other one. Are we just taking their word on this? How does that work? If you were an insurance agent, and someone wrecked their 95 Accord, you wouldn’t give them a Maybach would you? This is exactly like that, except in this case the person didn’t have any insurance, and instead of a 95 Accord they had a rusty bike with no seat.
hahahahaha - this may be the funniest wwtdd observation i’ve read. you sick fuck. i love it.
Did you hear about Obama and his Ape wife donating 15,000 dollars to the cause?
What a fucking cheap ninja…15,000 dollars?
I think he rapes us of that amount about every second?
That is so true
Pepper, how much did you donate?
Ohm…you fucking watermelon lover…………….the fucking ninja made millions from his book…15,000?
Go fuck your self!!!
That is one of the funniest commentaries I’ve ever read on this site. So funny that I had to register just so I could write to tell you. I think George Clooney is a good man too (YUM), but you make so many valid points about Haiti ! I have a feeling donating all of this money to Haiti is akin to taking a lit match to a wad of cash. Hope not, but I don’t have a great feeling.
Brend*n , you are a fucking retard!
and how in the fuck is all this money gonna be spread out?? oh i forgot the red cross is handling it, it should work out perfectly
Obama’s wife is thought to be one of the most beautiful negresses in the Western Hemisphere.
Mmmm . . . Watermelon.
I would seriously break my dick off in that big black donkeybutt of hers.
you sad fucking pricks http://www.nytimes.com/packages/html/photo/2010-haiti/index.html?hp#/116
why are “black ppl” called “ninjas” on here? i dun get it
but on a side note, Clooney is cool 8-)
first some background. i have never logged into a site/blog in my life but 1) durden, you are the funniest man i have ever read 2) but, your comments on haiti are way off side. keep to the comments about celebritys’ asses and leave the humour about the squalor and deaths of 200,000 humans to yourself.
OK, I thought I was going to be the only one to say how fucking funny the commentary was on this one. I was laughing my ass off!
One million bucks in Haiti ought to be able to provide transportation for everyone to a cotton or tobacco farm……
…..rescue AND jobs…….a win/win….
I used to work with many Haitians…..
….they LOVE socialism……it’s done so much for them…..
This is the typical situation: Country run by non-whites, left to their own rule, is a decrepit, festering shithole, No infrastructure, no jobs. Gangs roam society. Disaster happens. Countries run by “the white man” come to the rescue. Rinse and repeat. BTW: I was talking about Haiti in that first sentence, not Detroit, Atlanta, Los Angeles, etc. As soon as we rush to feed and give homes to the fucking children in THIS country that need it, i’ll start giving a shit about the mud huts and voodoo priests in Haiti.
Has anyone checked google maps. Maybe we can zoom in there and see what buildings were in what shape and act accordingly
First, I gotta say that I don’t think the folks in Haiti should get cent from my government. It should stay here in this country and I would rather see Cloony give that mill to the hungry in LA county.
Next…what’s this bigotry thing you folks have going on? Really? Seriously?