Some people think these pictures of Tila Tequilla, just 5 days after the sudden death of her fiance Casey Johnson, show that the only thing she really loves is attention from the media. Everyone grieves differently, and all I really know about the Viet Cong is that they would climb a lot of trees half naked like little murderous monkeys, so these pictures are consistent with that, but if you know what to look for, the Kubler Ross 5 stages of grief were on full display today.
Denial - “What you doin? Why you at my house? I no be rude but you go, you no can be here.”
Anger - “I say get ou’a here! Rook! What you no read? What you stupid?”
Bargaining - “Ok round-eye, you wan’ show, here go show. Here rook I dance. Yeah, you rike dat, huh! You rike these big titties huh, soldier boy!”
Depression - “Dey still here PorkChop. Why? Why dey still here? I do sexy dance but dey no go.”
Acceptance - (thinks to herself) “Here in my tree, no one bother me. Fine-ree arone.”
Why, why, why not her? Why couldn’t she have been the one to OD? She’s like a cockroach. Shell will probably still infest this earth after a nukes fall from the sky.
and yet you still posted on the attention whore, thus continuing the cycle.
As dumb and annoying and pathetic a media whore as this attention-seeking bitch is, I would still hit it.
Oh I’d hit it allright…with a pickup truck going 80.
The human head weighs 8 pounds
A wookies nuts weigh four . . . . . each
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You do the math.
ment to post this for you the other day rokan….
http://hawtness.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/129029821536875161.jpg
Dirk,
I saw that a long time ago, but never got a copy of it.
Very cool.
Do you know that’s a real picture from the set?
DDM,
I think I call you Dirk because I compress the name together after a bowl or two.
nothing wrong with a little flied lice …once in a while…..
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my nuts are small and hang really low…Rokan, you want to see?
i saw that the other day and got a good laugh out of it, especially because it looked pretty genuine and not shopped. now that you confirm you infact performed the act in the pic, i can continue to chuckle at the behaivor of said wookie.
Yeah,
It gave all the geeks boners when it made it on the web.
Speaking of boners . . . . . .
Hey Pepper,
Don’t look, I’m naked.
So perfect.
The disowned heiress has a little attention whore latch onto her right before she dies, which was just long enough for Tila to think she has a say in her last rites and burial. Sooo perfect. Fuck you, Johnson & Johnson, now you got a little rat to get rid of on top of repairing your image after Casey dragged it down one botox injection and drunken public humiliation stunt at a time.
Dear God:
Send an asteroid to earth. Make it land on this skank’s bobble head. Donations will follow.
W
DDM,
Well said. I hate this chick.
She’s dirty, and not in the good way.
Filled with worms.
Pepper,
Put your finger away and tell me what I missed today.
Hey Woodsman,
What does the “W” stand for?
what did you miss today?
Hold on …let me check…………………….
did you know that the Tiger likes to stroke other cats?
I don’t care about the posts Pepper.
Tell me about the fighting and the poop talk.
That’s why I come here.