grief takes many forms

By brendon January 07, 2010 @ 8:09 PM

Tila Tequila

Some people think these pictures of Tila Tequilla, just 5 days after the sudden death of her fiance Casey Johnson, show that the only thing she really loves is attention from the media. Everyone grieves differently, and all I really know about the Viet Cong is that they would climb a lot of trees half naked like little murderous monkeys, so these pictures are consistent with that, but if you know what to look for, the Kubler Ross 5 stages of grief were on full display today.

Denial - “What you doin?  Why you at my house?  I no be rude but you go, you no can be here.”

Anger – “I say get ou’a here! Rook! What you no read? What you stupid?”

Bargaining - “Ok round-eye, you wan’ show, here go show. Here rook I dance. Yeah, you rike dat, huh! You rike these big titties huh, soldier boy!”

Depression - “Dey still here PorkChop. Why? Why dey still here? I do sexy dance but dey no go.”

Acceptance - (thinks to herself) “Here in my tree, no one bother me. Fine-ree arone.”

(126) Comments

  1. avatar
    Rusty Sanchez 01/07/2010 20:19

    Why, why, why not her? Why couldn’t she have been the one to OD? She’s like a cockroach. Shell will probably still infest this earth after a nukes fall from the sky.

  2. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/07/2010 20:38

    and yet you still posted on the attention whore, thus continuing the cycle.

  3. avatar
    D. Znuts 01/07/2010 20:49

    As dumb and annoying and pathetic a media whore as this attention-seeking bitch is, I would still hit it.

  4. avatar
    Rusty Sanchez 01/07/2010 20:56

    Oh I’d hit it allright…with a pickup truck going 80.

  5. avatar
    Rokan 01/07/2010 21:16

    The human head weighs 8 pounds

  6. avatar
    Rokan 01/07/2010 21:21

    A wookies nuts weigh four . . . . . each
    You do the math.

  7. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/07/2010 21:26

    ment to post this for you the other day rokan….

  8. avatar
    Rokan 01/07/2010 21:31


    I saw that a long time ago, but never got a copy of it.

    Very cool.

    Do you know that’s a real picture from the set?

  9. avatar
    Rokan 01/07/2010 21:33


    I think I call you Dirk because I compress the name together after a bowl or two.

  10. avatar
    pepper 01/07/2010 21:45

    nothing wrong with a little flied lice …once in a while…..
    my nuts are small and hang really low…Rokan, you want to see?

  11. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/07/2010 21:49

    i saw that the other day and got a good laugh out of it, especially because it looked pretty genuine and not shopped. now that you confirm you infact performed the act in the pic, i can continue to chuckle at the behaivor of said wookie.

  12. avatar
    Rokan 01/07/2010 22:01

    It gave all the geeks boners when it made it on the web.

    Speaking of boners . . . . . .

    Hey Pepper,

  13. avatar
    pepper 01/07/2010 22:03

    Don’t look, I’m naked.

  14. avatar
    ukickedmydog 01/07/2010 22:05

    So perfect.

    The disowned heiress has a little attention whore latch onto her right before she dies, which was just long enough for Tila to think she has a say in her last rites and burial. Sooo perfect. Fuck you, Johnson & Johnson, now you got a little rat to get rid of on top of repairing your image after Casey dragged it down one botox injection and drunken public humiliation stunt at a time.

  15. avatar
    Woodsman 01/07/2010 22:09

    Dear God:

    Send an asteroid to earth. Make it land on this skank’s bobble head. Donations will follow.


  16. avatar
    Rokan 01/07/2010 22:09


    Well said. I hate this chick.
    She’s dirty, and not in the good way.

    Filled with worms.


    Put your finger away and tell me what I missed today.

  17. avatar
    Rokan 01/07/2010 22:10

    Hey Woodsman,

    What does the “W” stand for?

  18. avatar
    pepper 01/07/2010 22:14

    what did you miss today?
    Hold on …let me check…………………….

  19. avatar
    pepper 01/07/2010 22:16

    did you know that the Tiger likes to stroke other cats?

  20. avatar
    Rokan 01/07/2010 22:19

    I don’t care about the posts Pepper.

    Tell me about the fighting and the poop talk.

    That’s why I come here.

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